I invented the um, the jetpack. I was gonna invent a skrateboard but I already have 500 of then so I was like "forget it." I'll just make a flying surfboard instead with a jetski engine on it. I have about 150 jetskis.
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Prizza. Or eggrolls. I was flying my own jet and I was like "I'm out of eggrolls. Where am I gonna go? I'll go to the Great Wall of China and see if they have eggrolls there," and they did.
i love how his idea of cool is stuck at about the fifth grade boy level.
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