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Trailer confirms it, it's a complete trainwreck.


Butchered storyline. Looks cheap, Roland is now a pathetic sidekick to a kid and they made it all so painfully commercial and generic it's pathetic.

This will serve as an example of what not to do for a King adaption when it's released and bombs. Just hope the studios lay the blame for this cr*pfest where it should lie, on the poorly chosen cast. PC casting stunts and dodgy directors and producers.
So that hopefully the books will get a proper adaption at a later date, though sadly that will be highly unlikely.

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I don't know if you're aware of this but I've already changed things. I killed Ben Linus.
--Sayid

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Adding nothing again. Such a shame when the brainless think they are being funny when really they are just a pointless waste of time.

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I'm just camping out waiting for the *beep* show to begin. It's not worth it to try and actually have a logical conversation with you, he of the 5-10 preselected responses...

I don't know if you're aware of this but I've already changed things. I killed Ben Linus.
--Sayid

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You claiming someone else repeats responses is actually hilarious, you do nothing but repeat the same garbage.

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Such a shame when the brainless think they are being funny when really they are just a pointless waste of time.


Do you always describe your own threads like this or only the obvious stupid ones?

...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

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Was describing people like you, and typically as predicted you demonstrated just how braindead you truly are by not realising it. Sad little mentally deficient fool.

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You mean Jake Chambers?

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Regardless of it being Jake. Roland should not be the sidekick. He should not have abandoned his mission and she shouldn't be the wise grandfather figure to lead Jake.
It's an idiotic decision made by a braindead hack who I don't think knows how to read, or they would have known how it should be by reading the books.
Instead it's watered down politically correct Roland playing sidekick to Jake.

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t's an idiotic decision made by a braindead hack who I don't think knows how to read, or they would have known how it should be by reading the books.


Yes, he is the braindead hack. I guess thats the reason why he is working on the adaptation of one of the best fantasy epics ever and you are spouting nonsensical insults on a imdb topic page.

Instead it's watered down politically correct Roland playing sidekick to Jake


Oh the PC complaint, never heard that befor. Please tell me more, we could go into a safe space of your choice if you want to.

He should not have abandoned his mission


So, seeing that we already know that this is his x-times around and he now has the horn, you just decided to disregard the possibility that he grows with his journey? That he does not made the same mistake again? That he actually choose life instead of the quest for vengeance?

Maybe you should read the books again...

...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

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He was chosen because he is a cheap director, everything about this production is cheap. It won't stop it failing though.

It's come up again because it's still accurate.

Maybe the hack director or Akiva 'Batman & Robin' Goldsman should have read the book at all. Then they might have got something as simple as writing and casting Roland right.

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And you're still here because...........??????
I could never imagine myself visiting a message board on a daily basis just to complain or downtalk something.
Truly, this is getting pathetic.
We all know you aren't feeling this flick at all. You've made it very obvious.
Enough is enough.

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Yep, this looks far worse than i feared. Wrong in all aspects.

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Returning to a message board on a daily basis to shame an unreleased film = DERANGED

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Actually worrying what other people write and chiming in about how they shouldn't chime in is deranged, Donald. This movie is obviously a dumb kid's superhero movie designed to make $ with little effort. That's why they quickly threw it together and as we speak they are adding dumb cgi action instead of plot or substance. Lmfao.

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I wouldn't say I'm "worrying" about anything, Ty.

How many other message boards do u visit on a daily basis so that you can attempt to drag others down into the mud with you?????

You have lost the battle already, bud.

Give it up.

It's just plain sad now.

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I didn't see the trailer before it disappeared and haven't been able to catch it in time anywhere else. But I'm wondering, how can you really tell what it's going to be yet when it wasn't even a finished, official trailer? I get why you feel the way you do, truly. I'm also conflicted on this entire project for so many reasons (Roland being black isn't one of them, tho I have doubts yet over Elba's ability to fill Roland's boots), but can you really tell all this, like Roland being a sidekick, from an unfinished trailer that was under 2 min? I'm hesitant/nervous/whatever over how this will turn out in the long run, as I want to friggin' see Mid World and all the characters be brought to life in recognizeable ways.

I was caught up over the fact this will be a sequel rather than literal translation of the book to film, but I've come to understand why they've done this and can dig it now. Messing with certain characters personas makes me a little peeved, but perhaps it'll be for the better? I'm trying to be optimistic, which is hard for a serial pessimist! I have reservations, but I'm holding out hope that they know what they're doing and have a good-enough plan. I don't need direct, literal translation, but I do want it to be more than just recognizable.

But can you really judge this as a stinker based off n unfinished trailer and production stills? I'm not knocking you either, your opinion is just as valid as mine, just .. curious?

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http://es.ign.com/la-torre-oscura/109617/trailer/la-torre-oscura-trailer

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Well, I had my hopes up for this adaption, even came to terms with myself about the idea of a black Roland (Idris is a great actor), but once I laid eyes upon this unfinished (in the sense there were just 3 or 4 shots with green screens on the windows) trailer I lost all hope on this film. It looks like another generic action CGI fest. Midworld is not properly translated into the screen, to me it looks like they went "Mad Max" on it. Jake isn't the Jake I read in the book, and I was utterly disappointed to see they switched the door portal in the old house with some technological *beep* What about the amazing sequence with the guardian demon in the book? Oh, and apparently this is the first time Roland and Jake meet each other, judging from Roland's "Who are you?" line in the trailer. Whatever this movie turns out to be in the end, so far my opinion points to this being: "The Dark Tower in name only".

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Because Mid-World is littered with advanced technology created by the Old Ones, I do not understand people being averse to "technological *beep*" that could link the worlds together.

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That's not what I meant, what I meant was, why would you throw away what could be an amazing and terrifying sequence with the "House demon" in favor of a lame lazy futuristic portal door to access Mid-World? I am aware of all the advanced technological leftovers in Mid-World and I never mentioned being averse towards it.

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That scene was in the 2014 draft that's floating around. I imagine they cut it to get the budget down. It's a pretty effects heavy scene.

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It wasn't dead when I posted it. Sorry, but they have been taking them down left & right, so you have to be fast.

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Totally agree, another case of highly potential source material wasted for said reasons.


He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick!

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Totally agree


Wow, thats weak. Lets jump all onboard the hate wagon, fuelled by the color of one actor and a 2 minute leaked teaser trailer.

hey you might be either an idiot or the most competent critic in the world. I bet on idiot.

...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1648190/board/thread/262287876

I bet on idiot.

Right you are, and a troll as well.

Books are a uniquely portable magic. ~Stephen King

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thanks for the hint, I´m just an occasional visitor so I was not aware of that.
And now he goes onto my ignore list.

...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

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After a while, they become easy to spot. "PC" is a gigantic crimson flag...but other signs do exist.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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And the poor director, how cheap it all is. The low quality of chosen politically correct actor choice. The awful producer and the fact that it's Dark Tower in name only.

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But since a sucker is born every minute, tools like some on this thread will gladly donor their cash.


He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick!

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You're misusing/misinterpreting a P.T. Barnum quote when the issue is one of preference...people attending a movie theater while knowing what they're getting into.

You do know that, right?

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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blahblah get lost


He took my kidneys, Raylan, not my dick!

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Big words hurt brain?

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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and the fact that it's Dark Tower in name only


So would you care for posting your private copy of how the dark tower quest turns out in his last try. I mean with him in possession of the horn much is possible. But obviously you know what happens and are in the perfect position to see what a movie is about just by seeing an unofficial trailer.

As I said, either an idiot or the best critic around. My money is still on idiot.

...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

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Except when people talked about wanting a Dark Tower film no one ever asked for a pathetically cheap sequel. Make a proper adaption first then they could have made their piss poor sequel with woefully miscast lead.

Oh look the idiot is insulting my intelligence again, it's so adorable when morons pretend to be smart and try and be funny.

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no one ever asked for a


gazing into that crystal ball again?

Oh look the idiot is insulting my intelligence again


Nope, you are doing a fine job by yourself.



...but they hung him anyway.
Hanged, Ami. Your father was not a tapestry.

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Bearing in mind its a half-finished trailer with green screen and poor visual quality etc etc, I thought it looked good. I'd like to see more wide vistas of Mid-World, and a stronger emphasis on Roland over Jake.

 If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris

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