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News alert

posted 8 years ago by wolfdamage
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Just so everybody knows......I am being paid to praise this film!!!!!
The money is really good.
I was able to buy a house on the beach.
Thank goodness for the shill job market!!!!!

[–] perceiveclothing 8 years ago

Me too! I think I saw you the other day washing a Rolls Royce Phantom in your driveway! Was that you? I was the dude walking a Siberian Tiger down the street. Life is good! Sony Pictures... Dark Tower Y'all!

[–] wolfdamage 8 years ago

#ShillLife
#Gettin'PaidToShillDarkTower
#RolandHatesShillFish
#LobsterNightmare

[–] perceiveclothing 8 years ago

Hahaha you just bought yourself another car! Congrats!

[–] perceiveclothing 8 years ago

#Fearofablackroland
#Lobstrositydinnerforthekatet
#billybumblerfurcoats

[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

You must really be putting in those hours. All i've been able to afford is a mini-freezer .

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