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new synopsis released!

posted 8 years ago by tylerrepotter
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Mid-world has too much polution and global warming, so Al Gore sends his black pal Roland back in time to befriend a young boy. Roland takes the young white boy to the zoo, and for long walks holding hands eating giant pretzels. The man in black is a top fashion exec who wants Roland in his magazine. When Jake gets into the Sears Fall catalogue and the shoot runs late, Roland has to spring into action to fight a giant cgi monster and explode windows while displaying his superman type powers. The film ends with Jake using his celebrity to ban Muslims and Mexicans, while protecting the homosexuals and trans people like wolfie. Should be a great movie, I really like the changes guys. Glad it's not just another stupid adaptation like you would expect.

[–] StormBringer328 8 years ago

Yeah, you don't attack other's with slurs, right? No wonder Wolf said what he said - which supposedly bothered you sooo much. Your slurs say more about you than the people you throw them at. Again, you deserve all the hate you instigate. I bet you're a thrill at parties.

[–] tylerrepotter 8 years ago

What are you talking about? Why are you saying it's bad to support homosexuals and trans people? You are bipolar, and Wolfie is too. I never told him to kill himself. I told him to get help and feel better.

[–] perceiveclothing 8 years ago

He would have to be invited to a party first... And I doubt that would happen... Maybe a nazi party.

[–] tylerrepotter 8 years ago

If you were able to think just a little bit outside yourself, or understood analogies, then you would understand that you and your ka-tet are the nazis. I fight for truth and justice!

You guys never wanna palaver, you're all talk, sai.

[–] StormBringer328 8 years ago

LMFAO... YOU telling someone else to think outside themselves? Take your own advice, bud. Now I know for sure you're doing this to be a pain in the ass. That's it. Now calling other's bipolar... you obviously have a problem if you don't already see it.

[–] wolfdamage 8 years ago

How much more attention do you need???? Will it ever end???

I'm guessing NO.

Your need for constant validation doesn't impress anyone except yourself. It's pretty transparent, high school *beep* If you want people to think you are cool, change the channel "Ty-Ty". Approach the rest of us with some kind of substance. You are so defensive and on guard about everything.
I agree with Storm.....if you want to discuss something, don't throw every weakness you have on the table.
Actually....you're a *beep* joke. I am surprised I even considered talking with you for a moment. YUCK.
I retract everything I said.

You're not impressing anyone, little boy.

Let's talk about something relevant to the movie being made.

Who is going to play young Roland????

Cuthbert???

Alain??!

Eldred Jonas??!

Rhea?

Let's have fun on this board again.

[–] Pozdnyshev 8 years ago

they could save time and money by just renaming this thing "Ass" and having it just be someone's ass farting against a black background. It would be somewhat closer to the novel.

[–] StormBringer328 8 years ago

Rename it "Ass"!? That's genius.

Is this the 4th grade?

[–] Pozdnyshev 8 years ago

stop being an Ass-ist. I bet you want to bring back the Jim Buttock laws where butts were denied jobs and lynched.

[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

Reading all of your movie reviews, one gets the sense that you stole Doc Brown's DeLorean in 1955 in order to arrive at 2016.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

[–] Pozdnyshev 8 years ago

Nonsense! I borrowed it.