Product Placement
What do you think the level of subliminal...or perhaps not so subliminal...advertisement in this first The Dark Tower film is going to be?
One potentially groan-worthy moment could be inserted if and when Jake brings nourishment with him to Roland's world (assuming that either he takes the place of Eddie in this regard or does so in addition to Eddie). Can you imagine him munching on some fast food and telling the boy he enjoys the "tah-koze" from "Tah-ko Bell"?
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