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i wish i were a hacker

posted 8 years ago by IamGOB1
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so i could use my magic cyber powers to shut this whole shtshw down.

[–] brett_md 8 years ago

You should practice. I'm sure you'll get good enough at hacking and use your awesome new abilities to stop a movie from being made.
I'm with you! Let's start a petition to have people join your wish of being a hacker. You could then change your name to Mr. Hacker, or something cool like that. Then all of the fat cat phony hack frauds of Hollywood will know that you mean business. They will sit in worry each night, waiting for their movie to be shut down by Mr. Hacker!
Then, soon enough, instead of trying to make movies themselves, they will just ask you to make them all, because you obviously know what is best. The world will be thrilled by all of your movies. Everyone, except, The Hackman!! He will start shutting down YOUR movies by hacking you! The two of you will have hack wars.
Sounds like fun.
I'll be the first to sign the Mr. Hacker petition.

[–] IamGOB1 8 years ago

mr. android, they will make tv shows about me which elude to tue fact that I may only be a dream in hurley's head and it will go on like that for 27 seasons.

[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

Yet another mature adult fan of a mature adult series.

Well, at least your desire is better than wanting people involved in the production and principle cast to suffer an "accident" (non-fatal, don't worry...) and/or lose their careers over this film.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

[–] Spider198 8 years ago

And the desire of a poster mentioning three different posters they wished would burn to death or commit suicide because they didn't like what they were saying is still much worse than both of them.
But you don't mention that do you? I wonder why, could it be because the person wishing death on other posters was someone on the same side of the argument as you? But that would make you completely full of sh*t and all your moral outrage hollow.

[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

Putting aside your chronic case of Alzheimer's (I really ought to have bumped that post by now)...how on Earth does his behavior influence your own? No, really: how? You've pointed out how people here are scum, shills, morons, losers, etc. However, you are the superior true fan. What's your excuse?

I'd love if it I could say "Well, I know that I said or did a bad thing, but SOMEONE ELSE also said or did a bad thing, so I am off the hook." Unfortunately, the world doesn't work that way if you want to be classified a responsible human being.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

Christ almighty: you really do have a problem owning up to your own words.

Well, if you continue to beat down others because they're generally supportive of this film or at least willing to give it a try, i'll be around to remind you of your innate moral superiority.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

I already addressed that twice. Spider has addressed his words never. Is Alzheimer's disease contagious? Seems like it is.

Ah, the wonders of you ubermensch. We are but rats scurrying for the shade.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

Come now, Mr. Defense Attorney. Can you really tell me that wanting people involved in the production/acting to lose their careers and/or be involved in non-fatal accidents in order to halt the release of a film is the mark of a sane or at least mature mind?

This is the fanbase of a squarely adult franchise, after all. Kind of odd to see Simpsons Comic Book Guy mentality cranked up to 11 outside of a cartoon.

Or...will you, like he, deflect with a mastery that puts Captain America and Wonder Woman to shame?

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

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[–] Spider198 8 years ago

Again I need to point out that's complete bullsh*t. You constantly being up the same things yet think a poster wishing death on others is fine or enough is said with your one vague comment to me. Yet you've still never directly addressed them, nor do you bring it up when you go on your pathetic rants against the larger part of the fanbase that don't like this.
Simply because it doesn't fit your narrative of trying to disregard the opinion of those that disagree with you. And because you're still completely full of sh*t, which you combine with your low intelligence and delusions of moral superiority.

[–] Spider198 8 years ago

This coming from you who refuses to acknowledge your own hypocrisy when it comes to moral standpoints and being open to giving things a chance and race changing makes everything you just said meaningless.

[–] Hancockenstein 8 years ago

'i want to break my toys so no one can play with them'. mature adult 

Plot hole - Aspect of a film that is misunderstood or missed while using your smart phone.

[–] Captain_Wesker 8 years ago

Precisely. These guys are supposedly the "superior" fans.

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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing .

[–] Spider198 8 years ago

Still more mature than the 'everyone who criticises this should burn to death' logic of people like you. But please keep pretending you have some superiority of any kind over the larger part of the fanbase against, it's hilarious watching you spout utter cr*p as if you are somehow better.

[–] jerryhammond38 8 years ago

If this movie isn't any good, I will have lost about thirty bucks, including popcorn. I will probably just sit down and read the series again.

Hopefully none of you will play with fire, off themselves, or go to California for a gang war while we wait. That's no way to start the new year.