Me personally?


I'm a Donna guy. Have been from day one of the show. There is no one like Donna. Let's face it. Even Jesus Christ drives a car with a bumper sticker that says "What Would Donna Do". She''s not just hot...she is omniscient, all-powerful and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.

But she's Harvey's girl. Always will be. So I guess Prince Harry had to settle for Rachel as a number two choice. She ain't Donna, but she ain't bad neither.

However, if they write Rachel off the show because Harry has been occupying too much of her off-hours, then I believe our country may have to once more go to war with England. The King's court cannot be allowed to meddle with my favorite basic cable show. That is a declaration of war. The President-elect must threaten the use of tactical nuclear weapons (and he doesn't seem to have much of a problem with that anyway) in order to keep Rachel on the show until it reaches its natural conclusion. Rght now, the prince is a clear and present threat to our strategic supply of Rachel, and must be considered an enrmy combatant.

Write to your Congressmen and Senators. Any proposal by Prince Harry that endangers Rachel's future on Suits should engender an immediate and full-scale response. Nuke Buckingham Palace.

It's what Donna would do.

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Awwwwe. You are so nice.

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