Mars Attacks!
The most remarkable thing about this film is the amount of botox Sela Ward has had.
And that if you're a poor script writer you can still find work.
And if you're a stripper you might run a hospital one day.
And that the world is basically dependent on the Americans and a Chinese girl.
And this film is a bit like Mars Attacks, but without being funny. Or interesting.
And that Judd Hirsch is basically indestructible. Which is good. I like Judd Hirsch.
And that I never need to see Brent Spiners bum again.
And aren't the aliens supposed to be locusts? Since when has there been an mummy locust? Oh right, bees. Sorry. That makes much more sense.