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In Real Life You Know Guys As Ugly As Patton Oswalt Who Bang Hot Chicks?


In real life do you personally know any chubby short guys with below average looks similar to Patton Oswalt who date and have sex with gorgeous women who are in the same league as Charlize Theron?

Patton Oswalt is Steve Buscemi level ugly.

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He may be ugly, but his wit and personality more than make up for it. I know plenty of "hot chicks" who go for substance over surface.

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You know plenty of hot chicks who bang short fat ugly guys like Patton Oswalt who resembles the average nerd who posts in Star Wars discussion boards in their parent's basement? This happens mostly in Hollywood films. In real life it is much more rare and only happens rich fat ugly guys or rich fat ugly guys who rent an escort.

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You might think he is ugly, but that's your personal opinion and doesn't mean he IS ugly. Someone else, like myself, might think he's cute. Doesn't make me any more right than you. You might also think a woman who is thin with huge boobs and blonde hair is sexy, but she might have the personality of a complete *beep* which is super unattractive. Attractiveness is more than your physical appearance :)

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Maybe hot chicks that have been ran through by the bad boys and now have various kids or STDs. So they settle for the Patton Oswald type.A person is only as picky as their options.




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I date many way better looking women than me.
I am smart nice caring educated and funny so what if I am not brad pitt?

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The funny thing about Brad Pitt is that he only dates women he work with on screen. Jennifer Aniston may be the only exception but she's an A list celebrity actress herself.

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I knew a few like this in college. They were average looking guys, but they somehow got the babes. It's all about attitude and how you present yourself.

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Average like the guy in the film?

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What a hideous post.

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No. Until I was nineteen years old, no girls or women ever looked at me or spoke to me, yet I was six feet tall, lean, and a few hundred thousand years of evolution beyond Patton Oswald in attractiveness. There is no way in hell a woman who looks like Theron would even talk to him unless he had several million dollars.

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It depends on the type of guy to which the female in question is attracted. For instance, Sharon Tate obviously preferred short men, e.g. Jay Sebring and Roman Polanski; and I wouldn't exactly describe either as an Adonis.

True, they were fairly wealthy, but it's not like she couldn't attract a taller, handsome guy with millions.

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Lyle Lovett was married to Julia Roberts in her prime. It can be argued that she's not exactly Charlize Theron but she's a hell of a lot closer to it than Lyle is to Patton Oswalt.

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I think that Patton Oswald was cute at the time this movie came out.

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