Every time Mike says "Well, we're from Iowa" or just says "Iowa". Does he REALLY need to say this every time? Everyone in the free world has seen this show at least once, so the people you're meeting probably already know this. Another drinking game that could be every time Mike says "There are only 'x' of these left in the world, so that ACTUALLY makes this pick REALLY valuable". Really?! The fewer there are of something makes the value increase? Who knew?
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Believe it or not; not every single person watches the same TV shows
This show has a regular viewership of around 3 to 5 million people; that's less than 2% of the US
That means 98 out of 100 people you ask will not be regular viewers. On top of that: realize the type of people they are making contact with. Some of them may not even have TVs, let alone cable.
The kind of person who watches these shows is just about the polar opposite of the kind of people that collect junk (and who they are trying to buy from)
Take a drink every time Mike exclaims "No way!"
Take a drink every time Frank is driving. (Mike is usually shown driving)
Take a drink every time Mike or Frank mention how long they've known each other.
If you took a drink every time they said: We're from Iowa. You would be dead from alcohol poisoning before the show was over.
Take a drink every time Danielle's arm fat jiggles you won't make it through the second commercial break.
shareWhat about every time one of them says "dude". You will "pop" at 5 mins. You can play this on any American "reality" show. Take the host of Storage Hunters, Sean 'Fistbump' Kelly just for example. Take a swig every time he bumps fists or says dude. If I could borrow a quote from the show -
Bidder: I'm really excited Sean. Really pleased.
SK: Dude, so you should be, dude. Anyway, let's tote all this crap you got up, dude. So you got the one sneaker at $200, right?
Bidder: Ya, definitely two hundey for that.
SK: Then you got the megaphone, the sawed in half Sega Master System, dude at three hundred dollars a pop. You got the bag of vomit, the crate that isn't a crate , dude. The Ravishing Rick Rude dude, dude. You got a torn phone book? Dude that is so sweet, dude. You got the mattress, the dead rat, the pile of dead flies. Dude, you got the mirage dude. Dude that is so rad. I'm happy for ya'. You really came up.
Bidder: Not to bad. Not to shabby at all.
SK: Awesome... (What? Huh? Oh right yeah)... Dude.
...and don't forget to take a drink every time they say 'icebreaker' too.
Every time Mike says "That's the money shot".
When your mind breaks the spirit of your soul.
Drink every time one of them says, "bearded charmer", "rusty gold", "farm fresh", or "a little meat left on the bone".
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