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100 things we learned from City of Bones

posted 11 years ago by mockinggay
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1. This movie was nothing like Twilight

2. Never drink a blue liquor at a party, especially at a fantasy party

3. Blowing up your house won't save you from demons or weird monsters

4. If dogs seem dangerous, then they can be

5. Don't go through a portal if you've never used one.

6. ALWAYS Make sure he's not your brother before you kiss him

7. Werewolves can save us

8. Anyone, even your friends could be a werewolf, vampire, shadowhunter etc, good or evil

9. When you see a demon being slayed, there's no need to stamp on it

10. If you see someone kill someone else, and then saves your life, you can trust him.

[–] poohlover1983 10 years ago

You only posted 10 not 100.

[–] India_Ana 10 years ago

I've seen these threads all over, and the OPs never list all 100 things. They let other members continue the list by adding to it. So feel free to contribute if you wish.

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[–] purple_stop_sign 10 years ago

WILDCHRISSY32

11. If you talk to the psychic once and she's acting completely friendly and normalish and then you go see her again and not only does she make your friend leave all of his weapons outside so yo are defenseless but she seems to be acting weird you will while she is sitting right there pull out the one thing that all of the demons and angels are looking for than act surprised when she attacks you.

[–] stellarsiren 10 years ago

12) Always believe whatever your mother's best friend says about her and you when he is tied up.

13) If you want to see someone change into a werewolf, be absolutely sure.

14) Werewolves always have a thing for flannel, denim, and cars/trucks.

15) Beware of little girls in white dresses.

16) One can always immediately find a shovel when facing a demon.

[–] tehck 10 years ago

100 (and most important) always shoot and edit the movie so that about half the scenes are so dark that no one can tell exactly what's going on and make sure a few scenes are just basically a black screen with an occasional spotlighted face or two. It's so much more exciting that way, and it save a lot of money on special effects.

[–] guenther-10 10 years ago

17. A vampire bite will not turn you or mortally weaken you, but have a LASIK effect (only at a much lower price tag)
18. A demon will enter a club bearing the angelic rune on it's shop sign just to be killed there by shadow hunters whose presence there - for some reason - is a complete surprise to him

[–] guenther-10 10 years ago

[–] jacqgoff06 10 years ago

FYI...the vampire bite comes into play in the next book.

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[–] blackferret-1 10 years ago

19. If you use your new power to paralyze an army of demons, don't just destroy them while they're helpless as you go past. Wait until they are free and moving, so they have a chance to kill you all.

[–] shadowmas3 10 years ago

20. Do better at making the film so it gets a sequal not a spin off tv series.

[–] shadowmas3 10 years ago

20. Do better at making the film so it gets a sequal not a spin off tv series.

[–] jacqgoff06 10 years ago

21. Always follow goth people who no one else can see, especially if you've seen them murder someone in a crowded club

22. Pantless warlocks who erase memories are our friends

23. Never leave your sketchbook where your best friend can draw devil horns on your object of lust

24. Always check family trees before falling for someone

25. THEY'RE NOT COPS

26. Greenhouses are magical places (I will admit that scene was the best book adaptation of any other scene in that movie)

27. In need of a weapon? Break into a church

28. The Silent Brothers are the non-evil equivalent of Dementors

29. Always check the basement for your drugged/catatonic/floating mother

30. I want a flame thrower

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