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Best lines from the Horrible Bosses

posted 10 years ago by charlotteataylor
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Kevin Spacey: 'I have a wife....and a cat!' '....I'm sorry what?' (following gam gam reference)

Colin Farrell: 'I'm a greenbelt *beep* 'Why the *beep* are we paying his hospital bills he doesn't even work here anymore.' 'Do I look like I *beep* care?!' 'We gotta trim some of the fat around here.' 'You either fire the fatty, or you fire the cripple, or I fire all three of ya.' *beep* creeps me out, rolling around all day in his special little secret chair I know he's up to something.'

Jennifer Aniston: 'You're gonna *beep* my slutty little mouth.' 'Starting to sound like a little *beep* there Dale.'

It's the subtle lines that make this film so funny!

[–] Spooderman 10 years ago

Sudeikis: do you even know what that. [gay] means?
Ferrel: yah, dick on dick

[–] goavs 10 years ago

"Sounds like Scooby Doo." - Bateman
"Too bad we're not looking for cats. These people *beep* love cats." - Sudeikis
*guy peeing, "you hear that? That could've been all over us." - Bateman
"He's doing *beep* Dale!" - Bateman

[–] hema6662003 10 years ago

one of them is the last words Charlie Day said to Jennifer Aniston, it was " Because if you so much as look at my sexy little ass, Julia I will have yours locked the *beep* up you crazy bitch whore, Ah, that felt good. "

hahaha.

i went to see INCEPTION 5 times... !!!

[–] spookyrat1 10 years ago

Bobby Pellitt: You're three hours late. What's the deal?

Kurt Buckman: I was at your father's funeral.

Bobby Pellitt: Uh huh. Well, maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now. 🐭

[–] xMartyMcFlyx 10 years ago

Bobby Pellitt: Uh huh. Well, maybe that excuse would have flown when my dad was here, but I'm in charge now.

"That excuse wouldn't make any sense if your dad was still here."

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[–] sammybear85 10 years ago

Been a few years but from what I remember..
- This place looks like a douchebag museum. Like we entered the mind of an a$$hole
- there is nothing you could ever do to take advantage of me dale. Aniston says this and it had me in splits
-bobby pellitt's kungfu fighting ringtone :)
- a scene before that shows pellitt sending off two asian girls and practicing with nunchucks while nick's watching from his car across the street.. Nick: boy! Where does he get the energy. Pauses to think for a second and understands it's the coke.. And goes oh yes!

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[–] DeusExKatrina 10 years ago

I was at your father's funeral.
Maybe that excuse would fly when my dad was still here, but he's gone.
If your dad was still here, that excuse wouldn't make sense.

I think that's the part that made me laugh the most.

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Pride is not the opposite of shame, but its source. True humility is the antidote to shame.

[–] DtSumB 10 years ago

Nick : "So what's the ETA, *beep*

Jason Bateman is a very underrated comedy actor.

[–] !!!deleted!!! (20781574) 10 years ago

Detective: "You wanna explain why you were speeding?"
Nick: "I was drag racing."
Detective: "In a Prius?"
Nick: "I don't win a lot."

Be it the trailer or in the film, this always cracks me up! Just too funny IMO 

"Now as then, 'tis simple truth. Sweetest tongue has sharpest tooth"

[–] schaumburggirl 9 years ago

"I'd like to bend her over and show her the 50 states."
"That's not a thing."
"Yes it is. It was in a movie."
"No, it wasn't."
"It is now."

[–] gerhajdu 8 years ago

I mostly love the funny little bits and gags. Like everytime the cat jumps scaring them, you can clearly see the cat.

"But they knew they f**ed up." James Rolfe as AVGN