FUNNIEST LINE (S) * spoilers* - Cedar Rapids (2011) Discussion

[–] tundrawolf2000-1 13 years ago

Eatin the canned tuna from the bottom shelf!

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[–] compo_simmonite 13 years ago

I loved Ron's lines when they save Tim from being beat up.

"I may look like a suit wearin' professional to y'all, but I'm straight up gangsta! And I always keeps one parked in the chamber, 'case you ponderin'"

I had to watch that scene two or three times!

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[–] zuzupetal_99 13 years ago

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese!

That was so disgusting I couldn't help but laugh at that!

"Are you going to your grave with unlived lives in your veins?" ~ The Good Girl

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[–] beradhimself 13 years ago

I do a pretty convincing Omar from the hbo program The Wire.

Carl, quit tryin' to get yourself killed man.

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[–] rfoehli 12 years ago

John C Reilly calling it "Cedar Crapids."

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[–] ZombieFan 12 years ago

Bill: Ziegler jesus is this some kind of pajama party.
Dean: No its a circle jerk Bill. Drop your pants and grab some lube.

Tim: You saw this petition.
Dean: Ya I saw it. I didnt sign it, I said you guys are pussies.

everything John C Reilly says in this movie is great

If time is not true, what purpose have watchmakers?

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[–] Katz5 12 years ago

"It's a word scramble you dumb f--ks."

Dude means nice guy. Dude means a regular sort of person.

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[–] Xander007 12 years ago

"My ex, Pattie, everyone knows this broad is a serious *beep* stain, am I right?"
I like the "Am I right" part. As if Tim Lippy would know that.

"Love it. Almost... not a joke."

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[–] Evertts3 12 years ago

Bree: "You can *beep* me in the ass."

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[–] squigee07 12 years ago

not a line - in fact nobody would have noticed this really - but the video at the beginning of the original sales dude showing his new commercial to the office staff. the final still/freeze frame had the following words below the Diamond two star award:

American
Society of
Mutual
Insurers

It's ever so faint, but someone effed up on the "simple" justification mechanism in video editing. It is just a little joke to show how cheap the video is.

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[–] AfroGeek 10 years ago

Wow, now that's a subtle touch!

Amy: I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!

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[–] bkerber 8 years ago

The best part of that was not that line but then Tim saying 'I wanna do that!'

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[–] hal-9010 10 years ago

- you can *beep* me in my aśś

- heeeeyyyyy, I heard about that

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** I am normally not a praying man, but if you are up there, please save me Superman **

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[–] AfroGeek 10 years ago

So many great lines. The one about cornholing crippled kids was my fav.

Amy: I swear to God...I swear to God! That is NOT how you treat your human!

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