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Alexandra Daddario meets her destiny. Now waiting on Kate Upton.


http://deadline.com/2015/11/alexandra-daddario-baywatch-movie-true-detective-dwayne-johnson-zac-efron-1201627862/

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No to Upton. She's not that hot. Her body is nothing special outside of the boobs.

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Yes for Alexandra,
No thanks for Kate

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Hope the movie is in 3D after this news.

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Imax 3D!!
4DX!!

Whoa

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Ashley Benson, one of the original rumored 7, would be a decent fit for CJ and personally would be my pick to star alongside Daddario.

Also, casting people, Sarah Dumont from Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse would be PERFECT in a role as another lifeguard. Her body is amazing and she's got screen presence based on Scouts.

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Ashley Benson has a decent bod, but she's a little too short and her face looks too mousey to be a Pam Anderson archetype.

I still think it's gonna be Upton because she's arguably the most widely known buxom blonde swimsuit supermodel of her generation, despite whatever complaints you have about her body, and she already has an established working relationship with Daddario.

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and her face looks too mousey

As opposed to Upton's ratty, porcine mug?



I still think it's gonna be Upton because she's arguably the most widely known buxom blonde swimsuit supermodel of her generation

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I'll give you props for throwing "arguably" in there, because THAT's the understatement of the new millennium!

despite whatever complaints you have about her body

"Complaints??":

Thick, weird-ass gut/torso built like a slug:
http://i.imgur.com/Eiel6xP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg

WEIRD/blocky Hank Hill ass:
http://i.imgur.com/vY3rV0r.jpg

Chicken legs:
http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg

Derpy, gummy grin:
http://i.imgur.com/3bfHXKg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cz5uyyr.jpg

'Stache, plaque, nose hairs:
http://i.imgur.com/BDrrr3Z.jpg


How many "complaints" are you "buxom blonde" fetishists willing to overlook because of big tits?


They say genius skips a generation. Mom's a genius, so I guess I'm a genius too

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Yeah, Upton isn't attractive at all, IMO.

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*beep* savage. Roasted.

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Wow. I will never look at her the same again. *vomits*

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Too short to replace that dwarf Pam Anderson who has a face that was always a caricature?
I'm crazy about Kate Upton. She looks like a real woman, the kind that men drool over. I don't care for girls with bodies like 13 year old boys or with hip bones sticking out, flat chests and scrawny thighs.
Remember, these women are all thinner than they look on camera. Sometimes you see them in public and they look a bit freaky. How many women in their late 20's do you know with like 3% bodyfat? Do they look appealing to you? No, the "girl next door", the best looking girl at your favorite bar, they're much closer to a normal 15 to 25% bodyfat. They also tend to be more down to earth and low maintenance.Keepers!

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Too short to replace that dwarf Pam Anderson

From all thew web sources I've seen, Anderson is a hair under 5'7". So yeah, she's a "dwarf"... IF you're into Amazons measuring 6'5" and above. 

And BTW, that "dwarf's" body looks INFINITELY better than your Pillsbury Doughboy lookalike:

http://i.imgur.com/DlQewvb.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/tqdFcQS.jpg

who has a face that was always a caricature?

????????????

Compared to THIS ratty, Miss Piggy moonface??, Anderson's a friggin' 15/10:

http://i.imgur.com/4Nm8aB9.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cz5uyyr.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4utaUVg.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/9KRSVaH.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/n1qoFhF.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/00XiazS.jpg



I'm crazy about Kate Upton.

Crazy... with crazy-abysmal standards... or a crazy-ugly fetish. 

She looks like a real woman, the kind that men drool over.

Let's ask a 1,000 men which body type they'd rather "drool" over:

http://i.imgur.com/7Lyl81p.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7OMQOwL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/JCwoAz8.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/2HQIQs0.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/NKf9EKu.jpg

I don't care for girls with bodies like 13 year old boys or with hip bones sticking out, flat chests and scrawny thighs.

YET again that age-old "meat-on-her-bones" angle. Funny how all of you pro-Upton cretins never seem to take into account this turd's ridiculously AWFUL chicken legs when making this argument:

http://i.imgur.com/qEHP9C4.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/UDmPfgP.jpg

Remember, these women are all thinner than they look on camera.

Remember, *ALL* of Upton's photo shoots are *MASSIVELY* photoshopped/morphed to hell and back several times over:

http://i.imgur.com/ZhMAO4N.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/uFSpJGS.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/RDMknxn.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7pVWT7O.jpg

And you can forget about pulling out that idiotic "all models are photoshopped" card. --> This is what Bar Refaeli looks like WITHOUT photoshop:

http://i.imgur.com/OGRdoqq.jpg

Note the "meat" on HER arms and legs!

Idiot.

How many women in their late 20's do you know with like 3% bodyfat?

It's not about weight/BMI/BFP, you ignoramus! IT'S ABOUT SHAPE!!!!!!!!!!!... IT'S ABOUT HOW THAT FAT/"MEAT" IS SHAPED AND DISTRIBUTED!!!!!!!!!!!:

http://i.imgur.com/5PmlR4d.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/jwndBTU.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/4BQy1UK.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/7vHhitt.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/KI5B2rW.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/0B9ZLTM.jpg

^^^ These two have pretty much the same BFP/BMI, yet their SHAPES are night and day! Perry's (on the right, OBVIOUSLY!) is drool-worthy, Upton's is puke-worthy!

IDIOT!

Do they look appealing to you?

DOES THIS LOOK "APPEALING" TO YOU????:

http://i.imgur.com/wRKudm6.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/lKN4sc1.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/mQzLzlM.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/zsbNJxB.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/vY3rV0r.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/OyVzIjz.jpg

Like I said, YOU, and all the other pro-Upton idiots like you who continue to glorify this misshapen turd, have a seriously WEIRD ugly fetish!




They say genius skips a generation. Mom's a genius, so I guess I'm a genius too

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You need help, you fcking psycho. 

CG gore is the worst thing that has ever happened to the horror genre.

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For me, Kate Upton is a Slightly hotter, more natural Denise Richards.

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Curious, is that complimentary or do you find Denise Richards considerably hideous? She does seem that way a bit now. So I guess the question is what era Denise Richards are you comparing her to?

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'90s Denise Richards.

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So is that presumably complimentary?

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Wonder what's taking them to announce more cast? The Rock already hinted that they have someone for CJ yet no announcement.

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He said "just wait til you guys see who we cast", his exact words. That's not really an admission of CJ being cast already.

But that was two weeks ago today, and I tweeted the writers on the film asking about CJ's casting announcement and they said within the month of Alex's announcement.

They like to let the hype of one casting announcement sink in first before making the next one.

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Well, it's been over a month since Alex's casting and nothing to show for it. Guess the writers were being a little too optimistic about the casting announcement.

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Probably waiting for the New Year because Hollywood basically seems to take this time off from anything very newsworthy.

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I hope it's next week we get the announcement. Filming does start in Florida in February. FYI, it starts Savannah filming in March.

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Probably will be next week if I had to guess.

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I wouldn't quite get your hopes up about that one. I asked the writers initially and they gave me the false hope of an announcement before December 18.

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Upton is really overrated, her figure is nothing more than average.

wish they'd cast this cuban hottie instead but unfortunately hasn't been mentioned
https://www.google.si/search?q=ana+de+armas&biw=1680&bih=925&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiMjaGMtMTJAhVI6xQKHWrZDWcQ_AUIBigB&dpr=1#imgrc=_

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Who's Alex? Never heard of her

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Can't tell if serious.

Regardless, for every person who doesn't know who Alex is, you'll probably find ten who don't know who this Kelly chick is.

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