Picture yourself in a boat on a river with tangerine trees and marmalade skies
If you had to choose, which position would you be on a three-part Human Centipede?
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No matter how long the centipede is, I'm pretty sure that everyone after 'The Head' would starve to death pretty quickly. Shit is the worthless by-product of food that has already been digested, and all of its nutrients already extracted and absorbed into the body of the person who ate it. The second-in-line person would gain basically no sustenance or nutrition from swallowing it. And the 'Tail' would gain even less. In fact, I'm not so sure that there'd even be any shit for the 'Tail' to swallow at all.
Aaaaaaaaaand, I seriously can't believe I just sat here and thought this out. I'm not proud of myself.
Haha.
shareSo you're saying you don't think it will work?
shareLMAO...NOW I KNOW I SHOULD BE A MOD.
sharePfffffff, based on this? WHY?
shareCIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE.
shareYeahhhh... that doesn't explain anything, though. Elaborate, please.
shareWE MAY NOT AGREE AT ALL TIMES...BUT YOU ARE ONE OF THE GOOD ONES...WE BOTH KNOW THAT.š
shareAfter dissing you a year ago I now think you might be a decent mod. NOT. Just kidding.
shareAaaaaaaaaand, I seriously can't believe I just sat here and thought this out. I'm not proud of myself.
You should self-flagellate for that.
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If it counts, I forced myself not to poop for days.
shareThe tail.
shareDid you put a lot of thought into this decision or was it the first position you thought of?
shareA lot of thought.
Middle position would be too disgusting. In the head position, I would feel awful when I had to poop into someone else's mouth. In the tail position, there's a good chance I'd avoid eating shit, and I'd most likely be the first to die, so I'd get out of my misery sooner.
I would be A. Nicki Minaj will be B. Just for laughs Ellen Paige can be C.
Aubrey Plaza can be our evil doctor.