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Wow this movie was total beep! Terrible, awful film.

posted 9 years ago by woozle_wuzzle
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This is easily the worst movie I've seen all year, and keep in mind I rented Crimson Peak and saw 10 Cloverfield Lane. This made those two films look unbelievably entertaining. This movie was so horrible I can't believe there are clowns praising it. The movie was straight up boring. The jokes completely sucked, they were clearly geared towards middle school kids.
Seriously if you enjoyed this movie I question your IQ. All this film consisted of was some graphic violence, a bunch of cursing, and a bunch of immature "jokes" that weren't even funny. Top it off with a boring film wrapped around all that and this trash is what you get.
Just goes to show a little hype is all it takes to get blockbuster results from sub par product thanks to the low brow public. But I guess it fits in with the rest of the overexposed Marvel trash films.

Oh and one more thing. The soundtrack was garbage. As if everything else wasn't bad enough I had to hear ghetto trash several times throughout the movie. The people behind this film apparently couldn't do anything right.

[–] The_ROUSes 8 years ago

The jokes completely sucked, they were clearly geared towards middle school kids. Seriously if you enjoyed this movie I question your IQ.

You just said something that a kid in the 6th grade would say. What you said was very immature and just pathetic.

Rodents of Unusual Size?...I don't think they exist.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

So my post touched a nerve with you. Gee I wonder why.

[–] lizpollitt86 8 years ago

Wow! Can you also film your fat American red face when you have your stroke?

I disagree strongly with your review.

But I cannot wait for your "Murry Goldberg has a stroke" filmed by Adam video.

You are channelling Mr Goldberg right?

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

What in the holy hell are you talking about? Not surprised this is the kind of reply I get from a Deadpool fan.

[–] Jerry-137 8 years ago

Like the guy who wrote the review stating he must have outgrown this genre I guess I'm not feeling it either.

Plus the fact that Deadpool didn't even realize that his girlfriend was a lizard underneath that beautiful bod kind of did it for me. Oh well, it's a rough life if you have to peel back the skin of every gal you meet before you can call them your girlfriend.

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[–] activista 8 years ago

@woozie

as if everything else wasn't bad enough I had to hear ghetto trash several times throughout the movie.

"Ghetto trash"? You do know that rap has been around for nearly four decades now, and that "Shoop Shoop" song by Salt and Pepa was a big radio hit back in 1993? An dyou have nerve to call it "ghetto trash?" Just shut up already. The film is a spoof of super hero movie cliches, that's why it's funny in the first place. And Deedpool isn't a real hero either. Oh, never mind, you didn't like the film, so forget anything you said (yawn.)

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Thanks for reminding everybody that garbage "music" has been around since the 80's. As if that had anything to do with anything at all, genius. But then again it makes sense they had rap trash in this film. It was apparently aimed at low IQ individuals and nobody intelligent considers rap entertaining in the slightest. Thanks for helping prove that point buddy.

Also learn to type.

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[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Your post is so full of hypocritical, childish butt hurt it's embarrassing, junior.

[–] King_T-Rex999 8 years ago

Hold up, people are responding to someone who claims that this movie sucks and is unfunny, yet has Bart Simpson as their picture.... when was that last time the Simpsons were good or funny?

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

I honestly can't tell if he's a 20 year old living in his parents' basement or if he's a 40 year old living in his parents' basement.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Keep up the posts that are obvious projections of yourself, genius. Pretty much every single jab you've taken at me has been exactly how you come off here. It's hilarious though watching your hypocritical meltdown on a message board over a damn crappy movie. 

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

Keep up the posts that are obvious projections of yourself, genius.

I get why the thought of anyone having a g/f would seem like a "projection" to you, but my g/f and I have lived together (above ground) for over 3 years. I realize people like you get offended by that which is why I "go there" so often. I can tell by your personality that you rarely get attention from the opposite sex. The fact that you keep responding is proof that I am striking a nerve. But hey, keep posting......it only makes it look like it's bothering you even more. 

Pretty much every single jab you've taken at me has been exactly how you come off here.

According to one virgin in one basement.

It's hilarious though watching your hypocritical meltdown on a message board over a damn crappy movie.

I'm glad you are having fun in your mom's basement. It's good that you can laugh about that.

I anxiously await your one line response. 

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

The fact that you keep responding is proof that I am striking a nerve. But hey, keep posting......it only makes it look like it's bothering you even more.

And this is where he really managed to make himself look stupid.

What's really pathetic though is the terrible attempt at a psychological attack to get me to stop responding since you're clearly getting butt hurt but want the last word so bad. Once again: public hypocrite.

[–] PeterJasonQuill 8 years ago

Either way, he's probably living in his parents basement

Guys stop we gotta talk this through

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Hold up, people are responding to someone who claims that this movie sucks and is unfunny, yet has Bart Simpson as their picture.... when was that last time the Simpsons were good or funny?

When was this garbage movie ever funny?

Check mate.

[–] nadaht 8 years ago

Also learn to type.

Said the boy who blames autocorrect for his spelling mistakes...

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[–] TheAxemanCometh 8 years ago

My friend rented it on netflix and I gave it shot with her. I wish I liked it but I didn't. I didn't laugh at all. I found it annoying and just so bad. I hate this type of humor. I don't like movies with quips and one-liners. It's one of the worst movies I've seen in a very long time.

My friend hated it too. About halfway through, I started checking my email, noticed my friend seemed bored and was like "you wanna see the rest of this." and she said NO. Both of us were enduring this crap for the other. We turned it off.

I'm glad for others who loved it. Wish I was one of them. But humor is subjective and I loathed everything about the humor

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[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

Why do you wish you liked it?

Just seems like a waste of a wish. You liking or disliking the film doesn't change the world we live in one bit.

[–] Royalcourtier 8 years ago

This was not a good film. But it was enjoyable. I liked it better than the earlier comic strip-based movies, because it did not take itself seriously, and tried hard to be amusing. The others are all just silly and pretentious.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

This was not a good film. But it was enjoyable.

Um no, that made zero damn sense. And it was not enjoyable at all.

[–] daughterofolaf 8 years ago

Actually, it does make sense. A lot of movies are "not good" but still enjoyable. I own movies that (objectively) I acknowledge are not exactly great films but I still find entertainment value in them.

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[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Um, no. This movie was trash plain and simple.

[–] PeterJasonQuill 8 years ago

I know you don't like this movie but you don't have to troll IMDb about it

Guys stop we gotta talk this through

[–] Smokey_T 8 years ago

You need to ditch the fedora, and see more films kid.

Battlefield Earth, Death Race 2000, Crank, Slacker, Con Air, Top Gun (debatable), Avatar, anything by Peter Jackson before or after Heavenly Creatures.

All rubbish films, all enjoyable.

Hell, most horrors are rubbish. People still enjoy them.

[–] Howlin Wolf 8 years ago

Jokes don't always have to be sophisticated to be funny... For me, it had a terrible PLOT, but a decent origin explanation and a few good lines... so it all depends what a viewer is looking for.

However, your dismissal of certain kinds of music as 'ghetto trash' tells me that you're a pretty judgemental person... so I shouldn't put too much thought into your criticism, because you didn't, either!

From their point of view, they did it right because it made MONEY - and that's all they're concerned about.

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[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

Thank God I ain't the only one who thinks this movie is highly overrated. I think it's really odd how this movie has much better reviews than Batman v Superman does when BvS is a much more serious movie than Deadpool.

Honestly, this movie seemed like it was specifically meant for kids who like Family Guy and South Park. I used to watch those shows but luckily, I grew out of it.

[–] nadaht 8 years ago

BvS is a much more serious movie than Deadpool.

That's why. BvS has a stick up its @ss and Deadpool is immature and doesn't take itself seriously. It's a fun ride. BvS isn't.

Nota bene: Fun, not funny.

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[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Thank God I ain't the only one who thinks this movie is highly overrated. I think it's really odd how this movie has much better reviews than Batman v Superman does when BvS is a much more serious movie than Deadpool.

Honestly, this movie seemed like it was specifically meant for kids who like Family Guy and South Park. I used to watch those shows but luckily, I grew out of it.

Wow, so much win in this post. Agree with all you said.

Wow this movie was total *beep*! Terrible, awful film.

Wow this movie was total beep! Terrible, awful film.