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Wow this movie was total beep! Terrible, awful film.

posted 9 years ago by woozle_wuzzle
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This is easily the worst movie I've seen all year, and keep in mind I rented Crimson Peak and saw 10 Cloverfield Lane. This made those two films look unbelievably entertaining. This movie was so horrible I can't believe there are clowns praising it. The movie was straight up boring. The jokes completely sucked, they were clearly geared towards middle school kids.
Seriously if you enjoyed this movie I question your IQ. All this film consisted of was some graphic violence, a bunch of cursing, and a bunch of immature "jokes" that weren't even funny. Top it off with a boring film wrapped around all that and this trash is what you get.
Just goes to show a little hype is all it takes to get blockbuster results from sub par product thanks to the low brow public. But I guess it fits in with the rest of the overexposed Marvel trash films.

Oh and one more thing. The soundtrack was garbage. As if everything else wasn't bad enough I had to hear ghetto trash several times throughout the movie. The people behind this film apparently couldn't do anything right.

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[–] SirAlexPop 8 years ago

Good, not great.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

I guess the first reply to this topic was so butt hurt he pitched a fit and got modded. lol

[–] nicks-56456 8 years ago

I can tell u didn't like it since you said *beep instead of *beep* bus it's not *beep* I thought it was amazing.

[–] nicks-56456 8 years ago

I loved this movie I've been a Deadpool Fan since 2014 and it did not dissapoint

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

and it did not dissapoint

It did to anyone whose mentally over the age of 12.

[–] For-the-Overwind 8 years ago

It did to anyone whose mentally over the age of 12.

It's who's as in "who is". Not whose as in "to whom something belongs"

If you're going to go with an intelligence insult (which are ironically about as small-minded as the people who use them), the least you could do is not fail at basic grade school level grammar.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

That was autocorrect genius. So you wasted all that time typing that moronic post just to look foolish. Congrats!

[–] Howlin Wolf 8 years ago

AutoCorrect lets you check for mistakes before you post, so that still makes it your fault...

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"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?!"

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Like I'm sitting there checking, poncho. I just type and go 99% of the time, but nice try trying to go that route. I didn't expect better though from someone that was entertained by this crap movie.

[–] utahman1971 8 years ago

It did to anyone whose mentally over the age of 12.

You sure are not acting any older either. You're just here to cause problems, not resolve them. Look at a the extra posts that you keep putting instead of editing. You must be not able to control yourself to try to tell people they are wrong. Just like a kid. I hope you love posting a lot after your posts up to 5 to 10 after your own. So many not double posts but just multiple posts from you before someone says anything like you are trying to prove something you can't really be, which is mature.

Rated R Horror movies are better, no matter the argument.

[–] TheSmashingTesticles 8 years ago

You gave Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Fight Club, and 28 Days Later 1/10 stars but gave the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake and Alien: Resurrection 7/10 stars. And to make things worse, you gave this shltty ass movie 10/10 stars.

You're clearly an idiot with awful taste in movies. Gtfo.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

lmao !!!

[–] jcmiddel 8 years ago

It's definetily a terrible film. The action was very average got bored after 10 min. The jokes are just funny if you enjoy them that's like the same comedy as bad neighbours which I don't like. It's a 6 at best. But so are most superhero movies. The fact that this is an 8.2 means that people can be easily statisfied. REally bad movies like THG or Divergent getting a 7 is a big surprise.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

The fact that this is an 8.2 means that people can be easily statisfied.

No, it just means other people liked it better. And also, "statisfied" isn't a word. Try not to use it when insinuating that people are stupid for liking something you don't.

[–] Xaeden 8 years ago

The jokes are just funny if you enjoy them

You mean like every joke ever.

[–] dxben99 8 years ago

Don't bother. I'm pretty sure jcmiddel or whatshisface is a troll account. He rated two movies. Boyhood (1 star) and Gravity (1 star)....so.....yeah.

[–] Xaeden 8 years ago

I'm aware. It's just too funny of a thing to say to not comment on. It's like saying that there's one type of fire that only feels hot to people who are near it.

[–] pjmcgill142 8 years ago

Seriously if you enjoyed this movie I question your IQ.

Maybe, but it was how they did the 'graphic violence', 'cursing' and 'immature "jokes"...' Don't forget the asides to the audience (juvenile and breaks the 4th wall)

Oh and one more thing. The soundtrack was garbage.

You're dissing Juice Newton?? Well, that explains it.

The people behind this film apparently couldn't do anything right.

Apparently.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

Seriously if you enjoyed this movie I question your IQ.

I question your IQ for not being able to understand that art is subjective and people enjoy different things. I'm sure there is something you like that I would think is idiotic. But I would never question your IQ for liking it b/c I'm a grownup.

The people behind this film apparently couldn't do anything right.

Their bank accounts say they did something right. This is the movie BUSINESS, right? Isn't the point of any BUSINESS to make money? I'd say they succeeded.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

I question your IQ for not being able to understand that art is subjective and people enjoy different things. I'm sure there is something you like that I would think is idiotic. But I would never question your IQ for liking it b/c I'm a grownup.

You're a grown up but you like this movie? Then that's exactly why I'd question your IQ, Corky.

Their bank accounts say they did something right. This is the movie BUSINESS, right? Isn't the point of any BUSINESS to make money? I'd say they succeeded

They succeeded at conning a bunch of neckbeards, manchildren, and mentally deficient clowns into thinking this movie was the cool thing to see. That's not an accomplishment I'd brag about.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

You're a grown up but you like this movie? Then that's exactly why I'd question your IQ, Corky.

I like it when virgins tell me I'm liking the wrong stuff. It's cute. 

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

So no real rebuttal. Thanks for admitting defeat, champ.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

The only thing I admit is that you've never kissed a girl.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Again, no real rebuttal. Good job.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

You're the only one that thinks you're "winning".

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Still deflecting? It's getting sad now.

[–] For-the-Overwind 8 years ago

"Corky"? That insult stopped being original when Michael Jackson still had a nose.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Triggered. ^

[–] Howlin Wolf 8 years ago

They succeeded at conning a bunch of neckbeards, manchildren, and mentally deficient clowns into thinking this movie was the cool thing to see.

If that were true, it would've had a big opening followed by a steep dropoff... It didn't. Nobody was 'conned' into anything; the majority who saw it liked it.

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"Your mother puts license plates in your underwear? How do you sit?!"

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

People are stupid, Tonto. I take it that's something you still haven't figured out yet. All this had to do was get hyped and get some praise from the start and the stupid masses would jump right on the bandwagon. It's pretty sad that you need this explained to you but then again you fell for exactly what I just described.

[–] magnusplin 8 years ago

Seriously if you enjoyed this movie I question your IQ.

This coming from the person who gave Star Wars: The Force Awakens a 3 and Freddy vs. Jason a 9.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Thanks for proving my point.

[–] The_ROUSes 8 years ago

by woozle_wuzzle » 11 minutes ago
That was autocorrect genius. So you wasted all that time typing that moronic post just to look foolish. Congrats!

by woozle_wuzzle » 9 minutes ago
So no real rebuttal. Thanks for admitting defeat, champ.

by woozle_wuzzle » 8 minutes ago
So my post touched a nerve with you. Gee I wonder why.

by woozle_wuzzle » 7 minutes ago
What in the holy hell are you talking about? Not surprised this is the kind of reply I get from a Deadpool fan.

by woozle_wuzzle » 4 minute ago
Thanks for proving my point.

OK.

Rodents of Unusual Size?...I don't think they exist.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

by woozle_wuzzle » 11 minutes ago
That was autocorrect genius. So you wasted all that time typing that moronic post just to look foolish. Congrats!

by woozle_wuzzle » 9 minutes ago
So no real rebuttal. Thanks for admitting defeat, champ.

by woozle_wuzzle » 8 minutes ago
So my post touched a nerve with you. Gee I wonder why.

by woozle_wuzzle » 7 minutes ago
What in the holy hell are you talking about? Not surprised this is the kind of reply I get from a Deadpool fan.

by woozle_wuzzle » 4 minute ago
Thanks for proving my point.

OK.

I can just picture him in his mom's basement thinking he's "winning".

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Deadpool fans:

Can't make an argument about why it's unfunny and aimed at juveniles while they act juvenile and completely not clever.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

Deadpool fans:

Can't make an argument about why it's unfunny and aimed at juveniles while they act juvenile and completely not clever.

No one needs to make an argument as to why they liked or disliked a movie. This is not a debate. No one is saying this is an Oscar caliber film. They just said it entertained them for 90 minutes. I enjoyed the movie. Then again, I watched it with my g/f. You probably watched it alone in a basement. Clearly we had different viewing experiences. But I don't see how you not having a g/f and living in a basement makes me an idiot. That's your issue. Maybe it's your personality that turns women off?

It's funny that you say everyone else is acting "juvenile" yet you completely ignore your own behavior. The reason no one is being "clever" with you is b/c they don't want to waste their energy. You have not been clever this entire thread so why do you think you are entitled to "clever" when people respond to you? Step up your game 7000 levels and you might get 0.000001% "clever" in return.

I look forward to your one line response telling me that this is not a rebuttal and that I am still butt hurt. I also look forward to laughing at you thinking that having the last word means you "won". 

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

Perfect example of the juvenile behavior I mentioned. Keep up the good work, junior.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

Called it. 

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

I also look forward to laughing at you thinking that having the last word means you "won".

Funny you're the one that keeps mentioning that while you continuously keep replying like you are trying to get the last word if it kills you. Way to make a hypocrite of yourself in front of everyone, slugger.

[–] magnusplin 8 years ago

You had a point? Dumbasses usually don't have a point.

[–] doggie_rodriguez 8 years ago

I thought his point was that he has no life and has to spend it on the IMDb boards of movies he hates.

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

This guy's butt hurt is really starting to show. 😭

[–] Rexfellis 8 years ago

I enjoyed the movie. For a superhero film, it was a new take, and I had fun with it. Sorry that your "high brow" sensibilities can't enjoy a fun movie. Go ahead and take your potshots at me for enjoying this film. I really couldn't give less of a sh!t what your opinion is.

Rex

 When movie hell is full, re-makes shall walk the earth. 

[–] woozle_wuzzle 8 years ago

If you didn't care you wouldn't have claimed to not care. Also you're not very bright if you enjoyed this.

Wow this movie was total *beep*! Terrible, awful film.

Wow this movie was total beep! Terrible, awful film.