Things We Learned from Unknown
1) Illegal immigrants are ruining Germany.
2) The best among us will take cyanide and die well.
1) Illegal immigrants are ruining Germany.
2) The best among us will take cyanide and die well.
3) Following behind a truck carrying a refridgerator might make you end up in the river.
4) You need 4000 Euros to get papers.
5) You can't see in Ginas bathroom without the door open.
6) Gina's walls are made out of carpet.
Another thing I learned: no matter how much of a "bad guy" you are, planting a bomb in a hotel 3 months ago, taking super-elaborate measures to create a false identity, going back 3 months later to murder a wonderful human being who is trying to help the world have food, and is raising two beautiful children after his wife has died, once you meet a super-hot lady cab driver and get a bad boo-boo on your head, you magically transform into a "good guy" even upon remembering your original mission, even risking your own life to save the guy you originally wanted to take out.
shareHey next time indicate you are giving the entire plot away!
shareI should have put "spoilers" but please take my advice to heart about maybe being accidentally given the plot if you visit IMDB before actually seeing the moie. It's still worth seeing, so don't let this keep you from seeing it.
share14) When a member of your team comes back believing his cover, always act cold and disaffected.
15) Beware the Verizon spokesman; he kills nurses.
16) Always trust Hitler over Nixon.
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15) Beware the Verizon spokesman; he kills nurses.Best one of all time!!!!
Thanks...A LOT!
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Next time realize that if you are going to a message board about a movie you havent seen it is going to get spoiled
shareI am the one who always yells at people for putting spoilers in their post title.
But in this case '100 things' is a clear indication that it's going to be details from the film, so no sympathy from me. And that's saying a lot.
Another thing I learned: no matter how much of a "bad guy" you are, planting a bomb in a hotel 3 months ago, taking super-elaborate measures to create a false identity, going back 3 months later to murder a wonderful human being who is trying to help the world have food, and is raising two beautiful children after his wife has died, once you meet a super-hot lady cab driver and get a bad boo-boo on your head, you magically transform into a "good guy" even upon remembering your original mission, even risking your own life to save the guy you originally wanted to take out.
Exactly, delia19461. This is my problem with Unknown too, that the hero of the film was a bad guy of the highest (lowest?) order, prior to his (as you say) magical transformation. I know he becomes the heroic good guy, but it still doesn't sit quite right with me.
I realise that many film heroes are flawed in some way, but Neeson's character takes that to an extreme. I still think Unknown is a good film, but for me at least, it is slightly lessened because of this.
"Three years...I promise."
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Couldn't agree more!
shareGetting to be more and more that way...Like on the series Sons Of Anarchy....The main guy in there runs guns and occassionally has to kill people...But then he's just a great family man who has so much care and concern that you can't help but to want him to come out on top. It's amazing how much of that twisted reality is in shows today.
One other thing we learned....Somehow there's never a cop in around in Germany when there's all kinds of severe action going on. Aren't they like other European areas and have cameras all over the streets to curb crime?
7) When you have a remote detonator that is turned on with the TV remote, you should have a code for deactivating it. Smashing through the wall too high up and trying to deactivate it with your too short fingers is a bad idea.
share9) It doesn't matter if you just recited verbatim the exact same language at the exact same time as the other guy claiming to be you, along with personal details about a phone conversation; all it takes is one photo ID for a top scientist to be fully convinced that the other guy is the crazy impostor.
10) Diane Kruger has some incredible eye sight
11) Some poor family in Africa is not going to get money and will have no idea why
12) People in a hospital gown who are clearly impaired will never be stopped and questioned at a hospital while they are trying to leave.
13) The perfect corn will cause stocks in companies to drop precisely 14%
14. Waking up after a coma makes you go crazy and believe things that are not true.
15. Whenever chased by a bad guy in a hospital, escape by riding in an ambulance. They won't care.
16. January Jones can't act.
17. Whenever you lose your luggage at an airport, just go back and get it. Don't check with the wife that you're leaving or anything.
18. Whenever a stranger that you saved keeps bothering you, make sure you invite him to crash at your home. Nothing bad will happen to you or anything.
19. Be careful what you mix in your drinks, it could be cyanide.
"He's not nuts, he's crazy!"
20) While driving a black Mercedes SUV and chasing down a White Mercedes from Behind, makes you go 10x faster, as you can give the White Mercedes a head start and still T-Bone it, but when the White Mercedes drives in Reverse, you can't catch up to it, even when they drive off the street and onto sidewalks backwards.
21) US Embassy takes days off and do not respond to any emergency.
22) No one has ever heard of DNA testing or fingerprinting.
23) Of all places in Germany, the hospital does not need your ID, Passport or Health Insurance Card, to repeatedly check in and out.
24 - Everyone involved in making this film (writers, producers, cast and crew) suffered memory loss and forgot about a little movie released in 2002, which was based on a book, called The Bourne Identity.
share25-"Zey KEELED my femly in Bossnia!"
share26- You have a magical hacking device with foolproof software, which allows you to remotely turn on a notebook and access it's hard drive instantly. You don't even have to wait for the OS to boot.
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-good point -- i kinda wondered about that one as well...
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Talking monkey, yeah, yeah. Came here from the future, ugly sucker, only says "ficus"
27. A taxi in reverse is just as fast as a SUV in drive.
"I will have to read a couple of blogs before I can form my opinion on that"
24 - Everyone involved in making this film (writers, producers, cast and crew) suffered memory loss and forgot about a little movie released in 2002, which was based on a book, called The Bourne Identity.
Don't apologize, it's his own fault. It should be obvious that even if there is no spoiler tag, any thread title that's "Things We Learned from [movie]" should be avoided. The whole board should be avoided, actually, yes.
sharecompletely agreed
shareCompletely agree, and I am the person who jumps all over people who put spoilers in their thread titles. A) this was not in the title. B) '100 Things...' is fair warning that you will get spoilers if you click.
share56) Nurses provide services to terminal cancer patients on the side.
57) The best way to lose assailants is to duck into a rave club.
58) Recovering one of your daughters instantly distracts you from a frenzied fistfight between two Martin Harrises going on behind you.
59) When in doubt, faint in the middle of a room of people; you'll invariably wake up in your hospital bed without a single thing missed.
28) Genuine watches are heavy (feel the weight!)
share29) If you can't see the huge bomb you're trying to disarm, just do it by touch
30) DO NOT call the police or alert the bomb squad to disarm a bomb that you placed yourself
31) 5 minutes is plenty of time to evacuate a crowded hotel
31) 5 minutes is plenty of time to get halfway downstairs, away from the bomb you armed, and still have time to go back and disarm it blindly through a hole in the wall
32) The head of hotel of security has lots of free time during a busy, high-profile event to review video footage
Martin Harris is not Richard Whitman
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
As we always have learned in movies, recently sedated people can rip out their IV and not bleed all over the place, and the sedation effect is gone in less than one minute
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