Right, I think this is the last time I'm going to respond to an absolute dolt on this message board. This is getting old.
I NEVER said I was into action films. As a matter of fact, I dislike them very much. I watched this one with a friend, it wouldn't be my first choice, but it was something new, and something that my friend was interested in watching.
Secondly, who the hell said anything about James Bond, The Bourne Trilogy, or any of that other $hit you mentioned? I do not like things like that. Can you read? I DON'T LIKE ACTION FILMS. I NEVER SAID I DID. SO STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT FOR LAUGHING AT A RIDICULOUS SCENE IN ONE. And the only reason I mentioned Batman is that my friend and I agreed that the whole ladder thing reminded us of something a superhero would do. Batman is a superhero, by the way. Just in case you didn't realize. Isn't it annoying when a complete stranger talks down to you for no good reason?
Also, I NEVER said that I don't like unrealistic scenes or situations in films. I don't know why you two morons assume that, but I thought I was quite clear - THIS SCENE MADE ME LAUGH. IT WAS CORNY. LIKE MOST ACTION FILMS ARE (in my opinion....yes, merely opinion, calm down). So this little statement:
"Seriously, if you demand such a high degree of realism, you probably shouldn't be watching any movies at all, except perhaps for the odd documentary."
....is really, really funny. I NEVER said that I expect realism all the time. How lame would the world of film be if that was the way things were? Quite a few of my favorite films are very unrealistic. The only reason I ever used the word "unrealistic" was because of all the MANY, MANY posts on this board containing comments/criticisms about what they felt was UNREALISTIC in this film. So I asked- Did anyone find that funny? Because it certainly wasn't realistic either. THE END. I didn't say "It's funny because it's unrealistic, and anything unrealistic is ridiculous and should be cut out of every film ever made", or anything like that. I don't know where you two got that from.
I'll sum this up, just for you, because I can see how ignorant and quick to judge you are. And clearly, you're a poor reader. If you weren't, you wouldn't have said any of the things you said in your post. So I suggest that YOU have a look in the Encyclopaedia Britanica. Or just a dictionary. Or, you may want to start with something a bit easier, i.e. a children's book.
- I don't like action films.
- I don't like James Bond films, or The Bourne Identity films, or anything like that. I don't even like the characters. Okay? Do you understand?
So that obliterates any credibility in the first two paragraphs you wrote.
- Finally, I don't have a problem with unrealistic films (and not once have I ever said that I did....ever). That includes scenes, characters, plots, and everything else.
Basically, you completely misread every word I said. I know this, because your reply was clearly the product of a very bored and slightly hostile person looking for any and every reason to "attack" someone on a message board (which you would never do if we were talking in person). I never said any of the things that you were trying to disprove. You are a jackas$. Understand? No? Didn't expect you to.
~Yes, I'm hearing voices too.~
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