Things AD Learned This Week (11/20) on Homeland Security
Bad guys in LA are really good. When swapping out a pack of cigarettes, the exact number remaining is known when preparing the dosed cigarettes. Because every smoker keeps accurate count of the number of cigarettes left in the pack. That’s why they never run out and then have to run to the store for more.
Dialect coach? Not a typical target for assassination or a storyline for a show dealing with NCIS. Except for this one of course. Why would someone who probably speaks several languages and can use a foreign accent realistically be a dialect coach in a city filled with actors? Duh
ING is not a chick magnet. Nobody is a chick magnet when they insult “chicks.” For instance, guys who keep referring to women as “chicks” probably aren’t “chick magnets,” either.
If your prints are not on file, then it's as if you don't exist. That means every adult in the US w/o a criminal record or security check for employment is just an illusion. Because LAPD only checks fingerprints. The officer probably didn’t ask for his name or any other identifying information.
It's easy for former Russian spies and assorted Russian gun thugs to enter the country. Trump will put a stop to that! Because the “no-fly” list and all law enforcement agencies—including Customs—know every alias of every bad guy from every country. And people wonder why our federal budget is so high.
PEBG still has daddy issues. Next week he'll go undercover as a male stripper. That’s already been done by DYM, but maybe AD just wants to see Callen strip. What kind of "issue" would that be?
Always challenge a guy carrying a machine pistol from a distance. Right, because it’d be so much safer to identify yourself when you’re much closer with no cover.
Just like the cartel gun thug a couple of weeks ago, one of the Russian gun thugs was picked off. You'd think they'd watch the show and learn from the mistakes of others. Because DYM, as LAPD, is a lousy shot.
When you have a number for the gun thugs, be sure to call it first instead of letting SN trace it. SN and ING are so good that they'll get the address anyway. Because even though you’re supposed to call to let Garrison know you’re safe, it’d be much better to not call and irritate the men holding him.
PEBG could take a lesson from his dad- when wearing a suit for a formal occasion, take the time to shave. But then he'd no longer be PEBG. Actually, not shaving is pretty much an accepted style for men these days, and Callen looks good with or without stubble.
PEBG's dad was a player. Evidently, loving two women over a span of 40+ years makes a man a player. Wow! Then DYM must be a mega-player because, by his own admission, he's loved LOTS of women!
NCIS: LA Character Acronyms
DYM—dirty, yellow-haired man (Deeks)