100 things we learned from Grown Ups
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Poultice $h-it doesn't work! It never worked!
A 3 point shot counts when your foot is on the line.
Rob Schneider likes driving his piggy bank.
Older women are hose teasers to men from Sascatchatoon.
Do NOT play Arrow Roullette
His foot was over the liiiine!
Alcoholism runs in the Higgins family.
Lamminsoff's family is probably gonna go to Italy.
Waisted is something that happens when you get a hankering for ice cream.
Woodman's restaurant does in fact sell Bunion Rings upon request.
Lenny NEVER misses that shot.
It's very gross for a kid to text his nanny.
Rob and his wife enjoy treehouse sex.
You peel a banana "yan" eat it.
Mackenzie does NOT have a thing for the nanny.
Lenny texts people for his job so he can pay for his kid's texting.
Lamminsoff likes to make hats/masks out of KFC buckets.
Nannies must be hidden from Higgins, he WILL fyck them, unless they are foreign exchange students.
Gloria gets "It".
Higgins likes to create friction inside of crazy women from Applebee's.
There's NO Tooth Fairy.
Higgin's has a very feminine ass.
Its getting increasingly difficult to understand what sandler is saying #gibberish
Been wants some of Salma Hayeck's milk
Curly (lamensoff's dog) allegedly likes to fart after eating Mama's leftover pasta
Lenny and Lamensoff's wives attacked them sexually
Rob didn't hit puperty until age nineteen...
Its getting increasingly difficult to understand what sandler is saying #gibberish
Wiley is an animal.
Robs ugly daughter was "totally" getting checked out by that perv Lamensoff.
Rob really messed up his marriages, the buzzer would be ashamed...;(
Higgens kept the net.
Lenny's father would have thrown him down the stairs JUST for using the word gelatto.
Higgens had a drunkin one night stand with the lamensoff family's dog Curly in the coat closet.
Higgens may have been touched by a boyfriend of his mother as a child.
Rob lived in a tree for a whole year because his cruel father took away his roller-skates.
Higgens discovered that breast pumps make his body horny.
Lenny's family packed for Milan not the lake!
Makenzie sees that Lenny's ass is still growin