Why do they all wear shirts to the water park?

I get tired of applying sunscreen, so unless I know I'm going to be underwater the majority of the time, I'll often wear a t-shirt.

We took our kids to the lake a few summers ago and had plenty of sunscreen on - and then our daughter spent the entire day with her arms around our necks floating or jumping off.

We were burnt to a crisp and spent most of the next day laying face down on the bed with the AC blowing right on us and putting on lotion every few minutes.

Adam Sandler has a bit extra meat on him (not full on fat but enough to maybe be embarassed about going topless to the whole world) and he directed it so to make it less obvious that it was his desire to do so.

I got keys coming from overseas! T.I.P. Syke