Most overrated movie of all time

Most over-rated IMDB Topic #8

Topics which should no longer be permitted on IMDB. It's for your own good. You think they make you look witty and insightful. Instead, they make you look shallow, thoughtless, and judgmental:

1) I am so brilliant that I paid for a movie and walked out after .... minutes.
2) This movie steals from ...
3) The worst movie of the year/decade/ever.
4) ... {actor/actress} is so ugly and can't act despite their awards. They don't fit the role because he/she's not as hot as the actor/actress I love.
5) I am prescient. I predicted this movie was going to be the worst film ever made (even worse than The Hottie and the Nottie;), then I watched it. It was waaaaaay worse than I expected.
6) The critics are all paid studio sycophants, except this blog {myblog} who agrees with me.
7) Please check out my review at {myblog} which explains how bad this movie is to all of you people who are too stupid to recognize it. {No, I'm not the same person as the previous thread, even though we misspell the exact same words.}
8) What is the most overrated movie of all time? {hint: for the right answer, you are on its message board.}
9) The IMDB ratings system is a joke. I can't believe this is rated 8.5 -- it shouldn't be higher than 8.2
10) I'm not criticizing the movie, I just want to know how they wasted $140 million on this high school film project.
11) I tried to like this critically acclaimed, award winning movie, but it $vcked. Why do all of those idiot critics and fanboys always disagree with me?
12)I have watched ten thousand movies so none of you know as much as I do -- this movie was garbage.
13) Plot holes all over the place which are explained, but I couldn't bother to pay attention. {P.S. Don't waste your time explaining them to me, I don't really care.}
14) This scene at the thirty minute point was physically impossible, which destroyed my suspension of disbelief. Ruins the entire movie for me.
15) This film is bigoted because there are no characters with blond colored nose hairs.
16)This film is clearly homophobic because my gaydar tells me that all the villains are homosexuals even though the film doesn't say so.
17) {Generic Statement}, "Discuss."
18)I have a serious question. I promise I'm not trolling. I want to know -- what kind of person enjoys this much stupidity crammed into two and a half hours?
19)Anyone that can't work out the ending, or thinks this movie is complicated, MUST be an idiot....!
20) This movie has no plot. All that occurs is a series of catastrophic events which lead to more catastrophic events, until they are finally resolved in a conclusion.
21) This movie was so predictable -- when his lover turned out to be an alien invader hyped up on Ritalin,I had predicted that in the first five minutes.
22) You guys are all sheeples, blindly listening to the reviews planted by the entertainment industrial complex which tells you how to think. Instead, listen to me: Baaaa!
23) This movie is unoriginal, lame American/Hollywood tripe. The only good movie ever is this beautiful French film which you won't enjoy because lazy Americans can't read and watch movies at the same time. [I saw that. It's just a woman staring in a mirror for three hours.][Yeah, but she was naked ... and French!]
24) Did the action pick up after I fell asleep?
25) I expected the movie to be about _____, but it was not. Therefore the movie was awful.