I hate Jolie. One of the most overrated actresses ever. She had the pretty face and the breasts to play a somewhat authentic Croft. But Alicia was more palatable if only because she can at least act well enough to keep me in the movie. I am always acutely aware that I am watching someone "acting" whenever I see Jolie. Just terrible. Her performances range from F to C+. I will give her credit for a few early films and she is very good at accents.
And she's hardly the sex symbol people laud her as. Other than the face and tets, she is a mess. Always was. Bony, lanky legs and arms. Gross body. Nearly a palsy appearance when you look at her bulbous shoulders and knees. The era of Hollywood reporters losing their shit over her chicken leg jutting out of her dress slit was nearly psychedelic in its degree of disconnect from reality.
So yeah, Vikander>Jolie.
The new movie ain't great but is a little better than the first ones. To bad it didn't really commit to the fantastic traps like the first ones did. Might have elevated it to a B grade.
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