Weak


Be careful, *beep* I'm about to write contains spoilers.
Ok so what we understand from the movie is that this is a curse, when you look at the statue or maybe the second you enter the fog you're cursed, and the only way to get rid of it is to kill you by skull-*beep* you with a strap-on double iron-dildo mask. Turns out these priests aren't bad after all, they try to warn idiots to stay away (Which made me hate the main characters even more), if you don't listen you're *beep*. But why the painful death ? Why can't they keep them drugged while killing them ? How come not Marcus nor Sara had a phone or anything with internet on it ? Who the hell in real life puts his job and friend's life at risk like that ? And what the *beep* happened to Carmen exactly ? Wasn't she the hero or something ? So she just turn into a possessed bitch and die ? Meh.

The acting hasn't so good, the special effects were horrendous, there wasn't a single scene extremely disturbing or scary enough to haunt me for the next days. I hated Carmen from the first 20 minutes of the movie, if my girlfriend was a bossy, tenacious selfish bitch like her I would smacked the *beep* out of her face. I didn't felt sympathy for anyone in the movie, the story (if there is any) moved very slowly, i got bored and had to pause the movie at least 2 times do distract myself with something else.

Lesson learned from the movie;
Women, if you don't stick to the *beep* kitchen everybody's gonna die, your beloved ones, your friends, your enemies, even the family you just met 10 minutes ago, and yourself.

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