Things I learned from The Shrine *SPOILERS*

1) As a newspaper editor, you shouldn't at all be interested when a journalist presents a discovery that several people have disappeared in identical circumstances, and you should instead send her to cover bees.

2) When a creepy little girl wearing a funny robe comes out of no where and asks you to follow her into an underground hell hole, don't hesitate or ask her any questions and just follow her like a happy puppy.

3) When you are being stripped out of your clothes by members of a murderous cult who will soon mummify you, you should worry about your modesty and cover your breasts.

4) And for some reason keep both hands on your breasts because your vagina is not worth covering.

5) Young city girls and boys are really brave and won't hesitate to touch and pull masks and body tissue of the decomposing cadavers of murdered people.

6) When you order someone to dig their own grave, it has to be so deep they almost reach China.

7) When you knock out the guy who was just about to bury you alive while his friends are murdering your girlfriend and take his gun, don't bother finishing him. Just leave him laying there and run like an idiot.

8) When you have the holy water that can hurt the demon, you better wait until he kills half of your men before you decide to use it on him.

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