The blonde sidekick

(Spoilers, obvs)

She’s the worst type of character that Hollywood keeps using. A ‘person’ who continuously speaks like she’s on display in a shop window, always teasing their friend like a fucking robot without an off switch, never actually expressing an authentic, human emotion, not even when she’s been in a mental institution for 20 years (pulling jokes out of her ass even then).

She’s the quirky, cheeky, nonconformist that, if you’d actually be cursed to call a friend, would make you pray for a bottle of scotch and a handgun to blow your fucking head off and join the departed.

If the creators ever find their way to this board, please, for the love of god, never ‘write’ a character like that ever again.