I work for a company that makes cable for cable cars.

I'm a math teacher (for real, no *beep*). I have never been in the snow. I have never ski in my life and I have never been in place colder than 60 degrees Farenheit for I live in Puerto Rico.

I have nothing to contribute to this thread and I know nothing about frostbites, wolves, ski resorts, etc.

I know one thing: Emma Bell is one whinny but hot, sexy bitch with nice legs, ass, face, eyes, hair, hands and everything else and I want to marry her even though she is a bitch or whinny.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge" ALBERT EINSTEIN

This is amazing. You got people to talk and keep talking.

If we can save humanity, we become the caretakers of the world

I briefly worked on a commissioned report into how crap women are at throwing objects. I found that the scene where Parker tried to pass her scarf a few meters directly beneath her but ended up lightly floating it onto a tree a mile away was an accurate portrayal of female abilities in these situations and not at all a pointless waste of time for everyone who saw it... or even sexist.

P.S.
Back in 2009 I worked for the cell phone network that the guy in the car at the end's cell phone runs on. I have to say that this part of the movie was totally realistic too. As back then our company was the only provider capable of delivering a guaranteed, faultless service in remote mountain areas.

P.P.S.
I am now unemployed and pass the time by watching idiotic dross like this.

P.P.P.S.
If anyone knows of a suitable opening for a creative and motivated Sarlacc please PM me.