1/10 probably the worst movie yet

Eh, still more entertaining than The Sixth Sense.

"Poor driving scene with angled capture"

That's called sh!tty, ignorant camera work. It's like giving the camera to your 5 year old son or nephew and have him video tape the drive to school. It's that cheap.

"Everyone speaks very strangely as if they are robots"

That's called bad acting, when actors don't even understand the characters or how to read lines. And that's also bad direction. A good director wouldn't stand for anything on film in Birdemic.

"The guy is *beep* rich and he takes his new gf to some shady hotel"

That's called, bad plotting, bad character development and structure.

"No proper sex scene, at least they could've turned it into a good erotic porno"

You actually need consent from the actors to take off more and these morons probably couldn't even draw up the necessary paperwork.

"Awful bird animation that looks fake as hell"

No comment. There was NO EXCUSE for how bad these "effects" were.

"Bird explode for no reason"

Maybe that's the director's sick sense of humor. Otherwise, again, there's no excuse for how badly done the bird attacks were.

"Incredible fake smoke, you can make it in Wndows Movie Maker"

LMAO. It makes me laugh how awful the effects in this "movie" are.

"Guy thinks they are unsafe snide a FRIKIN house"

Bad character development and writing.

"He looks at the walls and ceiling darting his eyes as if he can see the birds through"

Bad direction and acting

"Weapons appear out of nowhere"

Childish plotting and structure

"Weapons have unlimited magazines, oh and they shoot randomly at nothing"

Childish use of props

"Kids forget about death of their parents with GTA liberty city for PSP"

Lazy, ignorant writing and character development and direction

I can go all day talking about how awful this POS is and why. I just don't want to. I don't have the fcking time. And Birdemic is not worth it.

Ordinarily I would deride someone for declaring this, as surely there are worse movies, usually citing Manos or The Starfighters.

But no, this is probably the worst movie yet. I watched the rifftrax versions of it drunk and it was still eye gougingly bad.

"Manos: The Hands of Fate" is much, much worse. This film at least was quite funny and entertaining in its jaw-dropping crappiness.

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