Inspiring

Everything about this movie is terrible. I started to make a list, and I felt like I was rambling because I was practically giving a play by play of the movie. But while this is a true masterpiece of *beep* it does have one thing going for it: it exists. With every flaw of this film, practically the whole film is a flaw, with all of the eyes that saw this during production and it still persevered till the end, and people managed to watch it. The guy who made this movie sucks hard, but *beep* it if he didn't still get his *beep* out there. This steaming pile of *beep* of a movie, that I'm watching. No ones watching my movies, because I'm not making them.
If this guy can do it, anyone can. This guy is my idol, and when I grow up I want to make movies as terribly awful as he did. He is my inspiration.

Ps if I weren't high right now, this movie would have gotten turned off long ago, as of this writing I'm only 18 minutes in, I've got high hopes for the rest.