Favorite lines


"That was a good movie! An Inconvenient Truth!"

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"That is it. I am getting myself a car that's environmentally friendly."

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Ramsey: "I just got tired of all the *beep* killing in Iraq. Why can't we just give peace a chance?"


Natalie: "I met a guy."
Natalie's mom: "You're kidding."


Rick: "Mai and I gotta get back to work...you know? Sensual work."

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And, of course:

Ramsey: Where's Becky?
Rod: She's taking a $hit.

Ladies and gentlemen, our romantic leading man.

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I'm annoyed at how often in conversation someone will leave a perfect setup for me to say "...such as seals." but I know nobody will get it.

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"That's a 50% discount!"

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Philoj - I feel your pain. I desperately want to end every conversation by saying "anyway I hear a mountain lion" and then scampering away without a backward glance

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