Dear Graham Fuller of Vanity Fair,
Today I borrowed the movie 50/50 from my local branch of the public library. When I looked at the cover of the DVD I saw an apparent excerpt from a review, quoting you as saying this movie is "a laugh-out-loud comedy."
I must inform you that I have watched this movie and not one single laugh was had. Not one.
So, what I would like to know from you is, who supplies the drugs you must have been taking when you made your profession of faith? Clearly you were in some altered state of consciousness when you were struck with the fits of laughter which prompted your absolutely erroneous assessment. I'm not asking because I want to experience the same "high". I'm asking because I want your drug dealer taken off the street. Then I want you arrested for betraying the public trust by endorsing a decidedly unfunny movie as a comedy. Then I want you to apologize to me personally for misleading me.
I'll be waiting patiently for your response.