Praymantis mentioning how he didn't have to deal with any 'daddy issues' because his mom ate his dad's head when he was born. And when praymantis said he would have wanted to die meeting the girl of his dreams, while she gets to eat his head lol. And when Crane's jaw dropped when Tigress gave Po a hug, then he wanted a hug from her too and she said " Don't be a wimp."
I thought the funniest was toward the end when Po grabbed Master Shifu for the group hug and he appeared behind him... my brother was cracking up for 10 minutes after that scene..
___________________ "That's pretty dangerous building a road in the middle of the street..."
Mine would be Furious five's dynamite Christmas gift. Monkey said something like "Here's your present and you can't take it back". Then after he sees Po, "We take it back, we take it back." LOLX
How did anyone not mention the bit where he was in 'stealth mode' and when he stood he looked like a woman, and then when the wolf looked at him he was like, "Ooh hoo hoo, helllooo, I couldn't help but" and then he headbutts him and goes "Yeah, okay, anyway..." HAHA! That was such a random and stand out joke that is still making me laugh just thinking about it....
And also when Po confronts Shen and they start laughing for no apparent reason. "Ha." "Ha." "Haaahaa!" "HAA HAA HAA" "Waa...Why are we LAUGHING?"
Ah, too many to name. I guess my personal favorites are when, once again, Po is bested by an acupuncture needle and makes a funny face because of it. I really hope they make that a running gag for all the movies. Of course, nothing can beat the original "DOOOI" scene from the first one.
-- "FEAR THE BUUUUUUG!!!" (Mantis)
-- When Monkey uses the warning call....right after the bad guys show up.
-- "You guys see that? It's called being awesome." Just Po's tone and expression made that line SO full of win!
The random guy in the prison going "Yay!" at Po's speech, and the slo-mo "I love you guys!" when everyone is flying in the air, to name ones nobody's said yet.
I also liked Po mistaking the Soothsayer for a man, the speech no one could hear and the following "disc of destruction". ______________________________________ The question is, who wouldn't?