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Wow, what a bunch of hokey shyt this was.

posted 8 years ago by OOOOOhPrecious
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It's hard to take a character seriously when that character is always smiling in the most dangerous moments.

There was so much cheese in this.

[–] PonyOne1313 8 years ago

Youre that moronic to watch the third movie in a franchise built on cheesy early 2000s Xtreme sports meets James Bond and complain that its cheesy?

Trolling used to be an art form.

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[–] GermanVermin 8 years ago

This is Some hokey shyt though. Try to deny that a 49 year old man trying to act Like a 20 something year old isn't lame. This movie is embarrassing.

[–] PonyOne1313 8 years ago

German... have you seen the other xxx? Theyre both embarrassing cheese. I dont know what you were expecting.

The first one had him grinding off rails on a silver serving platter...

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[–] OOOOOhPrecious 8 years ago

I may be moronic PonyOne1313 but I didn't pay to see this turd in IMAX 3D.

I snuck in you MAGGOT!

[–] PonyOne1313 8 years ago

Holy *beep* you snuck in? Youre a *beep* rebel. Did you swipe your ol man's smokes before going out too?

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[–] OOOOOhPrecious 8 years ago

How is sneaking in makes you a rebel?

You stupid fck!

[–] PonyOne1313 8 years ago

You tell me James Dean

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[–] wildpeace10 8 years ago

The movie was great even though most americans decided to give it
a pass.Not surprising in a world where Trump is elected President.Much better than most of the latest movies making over 500 million in the United States.

[–] I_Guard_Tanelorn 8 years ago

One of the great things about the first film is even though he was cocky a lot, there was a ton of scenes where he was all like "Oh S**T!" and scared and human like an ordinary guy in extraordinary circumstances would be.

"I said no camels, that's five camels, can't you count?"