Should've Been Stupid Fun. Turned Out to Just Be Stupid (REVIEW)

There is some fun to be had with xXx: Return of Xander Cage. There are some cool scenes and fun action sequences that are genuinely enjoyable. However, the trailer spoils most of them. This movie is simply a check list of every single beat the trailers hit. I'd seen about 90% of the movie in the trailers, and that was disappointing. The script is pretty bad. It was laughable. It was mostly just cringe-worthy lines that made me sink in my seat. The story doesn't make much sense. They tell you what the plot is, but it doesn't really make much sense. They then just jump around to all these places for really no reason. It loosely tries to explain it, but the movie just assumes you've already checked out at this point...

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