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Most implausible part of the movie?

posted 8 years ago by mgajr2003
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It wasn't skiing through the jungle or surfing with a motorcycle - it was Vin Diesel seducing countless hot women half his age. And he did so while wearing a jacket that a 70s era pimp would find tacky. Not surprised to see he produced this awful movie. "Ok, here's the scene - I'm going to wear a giant women's fur coat and 20 hotties are going to be overcome with desire."

Donnie Yen was the only thing worthwhile in this train wreck.

And enough with the wise-cracking snipers. It was annoying when Steven Baldwin did it in the Usual Suspects and even worse in xXx.

[–] wildpeace10 8 years ago

There's nothing wrong with having 100 women in an action movie even though most
of the ones in this movie are ones i wouldn't have picked if i had total control
over the casting.

[–] I_Guard_Tanelorn 8 years ago

I totally agree. An overdose of viagra wouldn't get this old fat Xander's chub up for a rush.

"I said no camels, that's five camels, can't you count?"

[–] Hassan_Scarborough 8 years ago

Donnie Yen was awesome and loved the ladies in this steaming pile of poo.

For me it was zero gravity in a falling plane is bad enough but bullets still traveling at regular speed.

[–] C-Younkin 8 years ago

For me it was the motorcycle that just turns into a jet ski, but a close second would the horrible CGI used as Diesel is running out of the plane right before it explodes at the end.

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