Best line in the movie:


"I thought you were gay!"
NPH: "I am gay. Gay for that pussy!"

XD

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Lol, I loved the Neil Patrick Harris scene.

NPH: It's okay, you know, "girlfriends"! (Whips the dancer with a towel)
Dancer: Ow!
NPH: Sorry.

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Neil Patrick Harris: What did I tell you about using tongue?
David Burtka: You told me to make it realistic.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, realistic! Not *beep* gay as *beep*


Harold: You still haven't explained the gay thing.
Kumar: You're not gay, *beep*
Harold: At all.
Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah that's something us magicians like to call misdirection. Just a little something I picked up from my man, Clay Aiken.
Kumar: What? Clay Aiken's not gay?
Neil Patrick Harris: Are you kidding me? Clay's the biggest coos hound I know. That guy gets mad gash.

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when the acting is THIS bad, the best line comes from a wafflebot

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Come on Harold... *beep* a baby into me!

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NPH: "F_ck you Wafflebot, get out of my life!"







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"Roads? Where we're going we don't need... roads."

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That was a good line, with a hot chick to go with it. She really turned me on when she said that!

R.I.P. Michael Jackson
R.I.P. Heath Ledger

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Waffle-Bot: Pancakes are fu#king gay

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*beep* a baby into me!!!

...of course Ms. Garces could have said anything in the Victoria Secrets get up and I would do it!

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I really enjoy the fact the girl called him "Mr. Patrick Harris."

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