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100 things i learned from wrong turn 3...

posted 15 years ago by dfrost20uk
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1. A 20 year old sexy chick can beat the crap out of a buff skin head nazi, but is completely useless against a skinny inbred hill billy.

2. When you kill a inbred hill billy, make sure he is completely dead before leaving. Copping off his head or something would be a good idea.

3. Prison officers can kill a inbred hill billy in his own home, but wont run him over when he suddenly appears in front him in the road, what a dumbass.

4. An old tow truck can ram a school/prison bus off the road.

[–] h-christen 9 years ago

130. Hillbillies seem to have a contract with barbed wire manufacturers

131. When you are about to save 2 people from a burning car, make sure you start with the right one.

132. And do not forget to close the car door afterwards, even if you had great difficulty to open it anyway.

133. After enormous adventures with Hillbillies, escaped prisoners etc. wounded in deserted landscape, magically 6 police cars appear with howling sirens, probably to end the movie.

134. This movie was hilarious!

[–] rileyinlondon (42) 7 years ago

135. In the woods, you can suffer multiple blows to the head, then conveniently wake up a few moments later and wander on your way. [Seriously, I lost count of how many people got knocked unconscious then got back up unscathed]

136. Even with a running time of 1 hour 25 mins, a movie can feel waaaaaaay too long.