100 things i learned from wrong turn 3... - Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) Discussion

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] interrupting 15 years ago

15. With all these traps, Three Finger could be the next Jigsaw!

Formerly The_Weasel

reply

[–] thefirstpbj 15 years ago

16. In Miami, South Beach you're surrounded by pussy.

17. Never trust a con.

18. When a Latino and a Nazi talk, assume something is up.

19. Nazi's like to act and talk like Christian Bale.

20. If your girlfriend acts like a slut, assume she is.

21. If you're an inbred hillbilly you only have 3 toes.

22. Escaped prisoners would want to 'have a go' at the pretty girl, but not the inbred girl(?).

:)

reply

[–] fredroque1 15 years ago

23. Brain is the tastiest part of the body for cannibals.

24. Even when the hero is decent throughout the entire movie, he is really a scumbag in disguise.

25. When transporting dangerous criminals, you send only 2 cops during a late night transport.

reply

[–] antianto 15 years ago

26. When transferring dangerous criminals, it is standard protocol to unshackle six of them by a 5'5'' police woman in order for you to go take a leak.

27. Teleportation is an innate characteristic of inbred individual.

28. Cut the leg at the knee joint. You don't have to cut through any bone.

29. When your arm is bitten by a dog, it will instantly expand to twice its normal size and will appear a lot softer.

reply

[–] magicmania1717 15 years ago

30. That there shouldn't/won't be a Worng Turn 4, they have already *beep* it up with this crap of a film.

31. There are some really bad actors out there who make more money then i do when technically i actually have skill in my trade. They don't.

32. 3 fingers is in fact Superman is disguise.

reply

[–] BitterMan23 15 years ago

33. Cops/banks will not search for armored trucks filled with money that crash in the woods. They will just leave it there for over 50 years.

http://www.horrormovieaday.com

reply

[–] greenyamo 14 years ago

34) That even though you have a clear plan to ambush the cons up a watch tower you lead them round in circles for a few hours first past the same tree

35) Some people being hunted by a hillbilly can recognise the same tree amonst thousands

36) When you're so desperate to get out of your chains you send someone in to the prison bus to get the keys and then walk a few miles before trying them!!

37) You should always check you have bullets before trying to shoot someone in the face that has a shot gun

reply

[–] Quentin36 14 years ago

38) One hillbilly? Really?

39) Local law enforcement in West Virginia sucks

40) Where did the third correction officer in the bus come from??

41) In breds tow trucks are bullet proof and so are in breds apparently

reply

[–] 14 years ago

[deleted]

[–] legnadibrom 15 years ago

i take issue with number 14 as "alien3" is my favorite of the entire series!!!

http://www.last.fm/music/Disuse

reply

[–] ricardo-abreu-1 15 years ago

34. An arrow through the chest and heart of a young female is less painfull than the same arrow through a young male hand. At least he cries louder.

35. Charcoal towers have no radios.

36. Hill Billy must own desguise habilities in order to go refuel his van, or said van runs on other power source.

reply

[–] devonsiler 15 years ago

37. thefirstpbj can't spell MIAMI worth a damn.

38. Mongoloids like to cook their dead sons head.

39. Nazi's make good fuel for a bonfire.

40. Never trust a hillbilly.

41. A hillbilly can shoot an arrow through a tree, or did I see that wrong?

- Paranormal Activity made me shake in my knickers!! -

reply

[–] dra2k 15 years ago

42. All the prisoners end up having access to guns and are chained together but no one thinks about shooting the chains to free themselves they have to have keys.

43. No matter how many times you shoot in the woods at three finger you can never hit him.

reply

[–] Tattoed_Hippie_Momma 15 years ago

44. Just assume a gun is loaded especially if you plan on trying to shoot a convicted killer with it.

45. When a crazy hillbilly is on the roof of the truck trying to kill you don't slam on the breaks to throw him off just run into a tree instead.

"You're to sweet for Rock and Roll" Penny Lane (Almost Famous)

reply

[–] beafraid00 15 years ago

46. If you are eagerly anticipating Wrong Turn 4, you prolly are a Redneck.

47. Being a Redneck can be fun if your sister looks like Megan Fox or Eliza Dushku.

reply

[–] Nappy_Goat 15 years ago

48. 100 dollar bills from over 50 years ago also have big faces on them.

49. You can press on a radio to talk with one hand, hold a flash light with another and use your super secret thrid hand to hold a gun all at once.

50. 1 girl can survive out in the woods by herself for 2 days but as soon as a bus full of cops and convicts with guns come along no one's lasting past day break.

reply

[–] ferkix 15 years ago

51. In the woods, you can talk about your escape plans two feet in front of convicts and they won't hear you.

52. Guns stolen from corrections officers seem to have an unlimited amount of ammo. Until you face Three-fingers, then you finally run out.

53. Even though you're a mutant, you're still a human. But apparently being a mutant does give you the ability to withstand thick spears stuck through your mid-section.

54. Hot female deputies with nice boobs only die at the exact moment the other prisoner wakes up and notices her.

"Gooble-gobble...we accept her...one of us"

reply

[–] NjsMostWanted651 15 years ago

55. If you think the mutated cannibal is dead, do not, under any circumstances, do anything immoral and finish him off with an axe. Just make sure you get the money before you leave.

56. Wait until the very last second to knock out the crazy latino with the gun. Dismiss any other more oppertune moments he has his back turned to you.

57. If you try to take out someone with a branch from behind them, it's always best to yell at the top of your lungs while you're still a good ten feet behind them.

58. He'll tell you when he's done beating the Nazi.

reply

[–] williebw3 15 years ago

59. (the numbering is off, but oh well) Even though you are in the deep woods, make sure to close your front door after you drag your female victim in the house. Come on it's common courtesy, the AC might be on!

reply

[–] AC_Slater 15 years ago

60. Takes hardly any effort to cut through a leg at the knee.

61. Always listen to the skinny chick of the bunch, because she's always right.

62. Bags of money are more important than getting out alive.

reply

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] Shaderulez 15 years ago

65. When a tow truck rams a bus, it can suddenly turn invisible, only to reappear seconds later, on the front of the bus

66. Barbed wire trap can work with no device whatsoever, except a tow truck hook to make it wrap around a guy and hold it tight

67. The mutant son can take only 1 bullet before he falls, yet the mutant father can take a bullet, 2 ax shot to the face, several punches and kicks, a spear through his body and survive

68. The girl is useless to the convicts, so she should have logically been killed immediatly

69. The girl said there are no animals, what does the mutant eats where there's no human around?

70. How come the mutant at the end (the one who kills the guy taking the money) didn't help 3-Fingers?

71. The mutants are here since a good couple years, yet the sheriff doesn't know of him...

"Fear and pain may accompany death, but it is desire that shepherd it's certainty..."

reply

[–] FCA1975 15 years ago

72 Always bring a girl with fake boobs on a camping trip. The bigger the better! You can use them as floatation devices if your raft fails. Or you can use them to drastically reduce the damage done to you from arrows and other harm inflicting projecticles.

73 Inbreds make better, more eleaborate, and a variety ot torturing and killing devices. Yet it seems they still have trouble communicating with basic English.

74 Young, athletic girls (toned, muscular calves), WITH running shoes, still can't manage to run away without wobbling and falling down, let alone at a hurried rate or in a straight line.

75 An old tow truck makes a great psycho, sicko, dirty-clothes wearing inbred killing device. That is unless you decide to swerve around him at the last minute.

reply

[–] Gibb86 15 years ago

76. You can never jump the guy with the gun who constantly turns around and lets his gaurd down,

77. You can totally clean your entire apartment while this movie is on.

reply

[–] Knewsense78 15 years ago

lmfao @ #77 (Thanks Gibb86)

reply

[–] artemusjones 15 years ago

78. A cop studying law will, when lost in the woods at night, yell and wave his arms about in a futile manner rather than fire off a few rounds from his shotgun to draw the attention of a search helicopter.

reply

[–] daisyzinger88 15 years ago

79. It's dangerous to go past Wrong Turn 2.

reply

[–] lilgata_16 15 years ago

80. Horrible movies have way more cussing than needed
81. Slutty girls will always die first. didn't they watch scream?
82. My husband fell fast asleep while watching this movie

reply

[–] faucetofslfame 15 years ago

78. The main convict will kill an injured cop who can't carry his own weight because he cannot carry bags of money. Yet, when someone double crosses him, causes his guide and chick prisoner to escape thus negaiting him getting a boat load of money, when it's revenge time he'll only knock you out.

79. No one wonders why, or how, a huge armored truck got out into the middle of the woods, completely off the beaten path, no less a road.

80. The girl says there are no animals. OK. We'll assume that these hill billies have been killing, and this is a HUGE benefit of the doubt, that these guys started killing people 2 years before Wrong Turn 1. That's what, 2001? So, that's 8 years, right? We'll assume one person can keep one person full for 2 days. There's usually a family of 3. So that's 3 people ever 2 days. That's 9 people a week. That works out to 3744 people they've eaten.

and NO ONE has investigated this? No one? All these missing people who were last seen heading to West Virginia, or told people that's where they were camping. Thank God law enforcement in WV isn't payment on a solved case by case basis.

81. Also, in the woods of West Virginia, the digital effects will be the worst you've ever seen that wasn't made by Asylum Pictures.

82. Go ahead, shoot at Three Fingers all you want. Doesn't matter how *beep* close you are, or that you have a shotgun, you won't hit him.

83. In order to take the top off of someone's skull, you just do one soft axe wack to the forehead. Then just pry, give it a little force. Just a little. And pop! Just like that. Dig it.

reply

[–] secretagnx7 15 years ago

That seems like an awfully low number for your consumption per day. I mean even if we are talking about 100lb person, 25% for bones (which still contain marrow), about 50% muscle and 25% organs roughly. That should still leave approximately 50lb of meat, which no person (even an inbred cannibal) would consume in 2 days. With proper preservation (and there is evidence of canning) one person could feed one person for a month or more. which brings the number much closer to 250. which you think would be suspicious is much more reasonable.
Since there seem to be predominately males seen in these films being eaten, and many of the organs can be eaten, one person could feed one person for over two months (by my calculation 67 days), which would bring the kill total down to 110 people over the course of your time frame.
Again still high enough that you would think it would warrant some sort of investigation by someone.

You can [not] ignore what's in the brackets.

reply

[–] Quentin36 14 years ago

77 was hilarious. good job

reply

[–] jerebear-1 15 years ago

83. Inbred hillbilly cannibals pay their electric bills online because they cannot read or write.

84. Inbred hillbilly cannibals buy gas and get their vehicles serviced at Burgh's in Staunton Hill, Virginia.

reply

[–] thug_thug 15 years ago

85. Girls are, in fact, completely fine with seeing each other naked at all the time.

86. The killer has no interest in raping the first female he collected to revive his population. He just likes hanging her up naked with barbed wire for some reason.

87. When being chased by a towtruck, slowing down and thus not letting being run off the road would be such a dumb thing to do.

88. Speaking of which, when transferring prisoners, no police car escort is needed.

89. Apparently everyone who seemed to survive the previous films' events either didn't, or they just didn't tell anyone about their friends being murdered.

reply

[–] 15 years ago

[deleted]

[–] Jimbo-Gordon 15 years ago

I totally agree with that one. I would have thought that maybe the Sheriff was hiding the mutants and leading people to them, but I was just shocked to hear that all that time there, all those murders and everyone did not know anything about it.

reply

[–] SDMayor 15 years ago

91. Sheriff's in WV are dumb asses

92. A station tower can burn down but no one will question how or why?

93. The WV law enforcement budget would be better spent on road signs warning of the danger or murderous cannibal inbreds.

94. You can be a master archer with only three fingers on each hand.

95. Police dog's in WV live and work longer than the average police dog

97. Undercover cops won't break character even when there life is at stake

98. If all your mates are killed by hillbillies the best thing you can do is wait and hope a bus load of convicts gets run off the road, so they can rescue you. You do not make an attempt to get out of the woods!

99. If your rafting in WV there will not be a search party launched, even if you have been missing for 2 days

reply

[–] allgood_2000 15 years ago

100. This is a conversation that anyone ever has...

"Alex thinks I'm a slut. Do you think I'm a slut?"
"Yes. But that is what I love about you."
"I thought you love my tits?"
"I do. You have... perfect tits. I could hold them forever."

reply

[–] legewright 15 years ago

Sorry, but I had to add these.

101. It takes over

two days

to flee from murderers and find help. The same help you find will be able to re-locate where you have come in under twenty minutes.

102. When the story is all happily tied off, three surviving chracters will return on the same day at the same time to the conveniently placed money truck, in hopes of gaining riches. They will, however, murder each other.

103. West Virginan women are nothing more than S&M craving whores.

104. Attmepting a Jason Statham-style American accent when originating from jolly old London leads to period related symptoms, characterised by kicking and screaming all the way out of a trip to the woods.

105. Jail Birds are so tough, strikes with rifle butts and fists will actually force their surroundings in the direction they desire, in the form of violent air strikes from a distance.

Sin City - 10/10...

PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY RODRIGUEZ!

reply

[–] TwentyCenturyFaux 15 years ago

106. Save your bullets for credit rolls. the last surviving mutant is lying in front of you but dont shoot him or take axe away from him. or decapitate him.

107. a mutant hillbilly is ubiquitous and travels faster than speed of light.

108. a mutant hillbilly can take knife stab on his leg, two axes on his neck, a bullet on his chest, dog bites and a pole in his backbone but still can fuc% to grown up armed people.

109. come back to the crime scene where tons of people died with no guns or no preparations. grab a bow and arrow just in case.

110. dont kill the bad guy who killed your friends and might come back to kill you because u are not a killer.

111. a fat guy with tons of guns a'int no Rambo.

www.indrajal.com

reply

[–] soccer_legend_93 13 years ago

107. when you are about to finally kill the hillbilly and when hes on the ground, just casually walk upto him, taunt him, completely ignore the weapon in his right hand that he was trying to kill you with for the last 5 min and do the slowest axe swing ever known to mankind, it is generally a bad idea xD.

108. the people in wv are not the smartest bunch

reply

[–] 13 years ago

[deleted]

[–] m_ohm_o 13 years ago

109 Dont *beep* your sister.

reply

[–] teflontron 13 years ago

110 - Apparently "Wrong Turn 3" is not a documentary about West Virginia.

111 - The Tourism Board of West Virginia are not happy when you assume that it is.

reply

[–] ms-zanadu 13 years ago

112. Inbred cannibal hillbillies can swing from a tow truck chain with ease like Tarzan while at the same time the truck is racing down the road like a race car lol . Thanks dfrost20uk for your subject post .

reply

[–] hvg-1 13 years ago

113. Head starts are inconsequential in a huge woodland. You'll be found within 2 minutes and they'll overtake you even though you were 30 minutes ahead.

reply

[–] tensaip 12 years ago

114. British actors are more convincing playing jerky Americans than American actors are at playing jerky Americans.

reply

[–] miked272001 12 years ago

115. If you are on the beach in Miami in the middle of summer, you don't have to worry about becoming sunburned even if you are a pale complexion.

116. If you drive an automatic car, it is still possible to shift gears as though it was a manual transmission.

117. At the end of a street race, the winner gets to talk smack to the loser while a whole group of people hang on his every word.

Get busy livin..... or die tryin - Morgan Freeman, "The Shawshank Redemption"

reply

[–] GreyCadillacs 12 years ago

118. You can whimper and do absolutely nothing to get out of a burning truck after your arm's been hit with an axe, but as soon as your friend helps you out and a mutant comes at you, you can suddenly again use your injured arm, dodge the mutant, and kill him with a spike with that injured arm without showing any pain.

reply

[–] fluffchop 11 years ago

119. When your face is sliced off, you immediately die and fall backwards, despite the fact nothing vital was actually severed.

reply

[–] scoup 10 years ago

120. Even when you are chased by cannibal hillbillies, tied up with wire, dragged on the ground by your hair, involved in car accident and almost die several times, that sweatshirt you tied around your waist will stay on no matter what.

121. An arrow through a saline breast implant will not rupture it

122. When you have been chased by cannibal hillbillies trying to kill you and then meet up with escaped convict murderers who haven't had sex, as a girl you should act surly, bored and in general pretty laid-back…because clearly this is going to end well.

123. When a hillbilly cannibal is driving off in a tow truck with your friend hanging in a barb wire truss, fire your guns straight ahead with no aim and by all means, do NOT aim at the tires.

124. Big canvas bags full of money are very light - almost as if they were stuffed with tissue paper.

125. When you are fighting a mutant hillbilly who still has an ice hook in his hand, you should just stand right over him and leisurely take an axe swing to him.

126. Even when you have been axed in the shoulder, you can still drive a truck like a pro.

127. When you are shot with an arrow in the chest and blood pours from your mouth while you fall forward, it will miraculously disappear when your killer pulls you off the money.

128. When passengers in a truck hit a tree dead on with out seat belts, they will not go through the windshield or even have a broken arm or leg or limp.

129. Always sit injured in the middle of a bend in the road because speeding cop cars will know you are there and never hit you.

reply