Ways this could have been better:
1. Someone knock that ridiculous tiara off of Carrie's head, and beat her senseless for trying to upstage Stanford at his own wedding.
2. ANYONE but Liza Minelli trying to sing Beyonce.
3. No Beyonce songs at the wedding.
4. Put a damn bra on the nanny.
5. Microwave Charlotte's screeching brat on high for about 5 minutes or until the flailing stops.
6. More male nudity.
7. A taze to the taco for Charlotte Everytime she says something sanctimonious or glares in silent disapproval. You know what? I don't like her. Just taze her for the beat of her heart.
8. More Aiden and less Big.