Ok, I'm sure you know this game and I think this movie is an endless source for comments like these... I'll start...
1. A lot of people just don't know that cars need gas to run...
2. If you are the only one who has an idea on how to save mankind, everyone will try to stop you from doing so or you will end up dead...
3. There are no phones between Mexico and USA
1) big honking metors are afraid of a few missles and will always run away from them.
2) psychos can always escape from handcuffs, find bullet proof vests, and think u the best lines of any show.
3) kids can make big rocks and rubble weight next to nothing and move them easily.
Fires burning in a hospital that has been hit by a meteor, will not spread, even with the presence of O2 and other compressed gas tanks throughout the building...
I have a plan. It's a plan so cunning, you could stick a nose on it and call it a fox!
If you capture a vengeful criminal out to kill you and your family, once he's unconscious, you can safely put him in the back seat of your car with just handcuffs. You don't need to make sure he's unable to move or put him in the trunk in case he wakes up.
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47. The Earth doesn't just pass throug a comet's tail or 'storm' of meteors... actually, they jump out from behind the moon and chase us down, following precisely along the planet's orbit like very determined muggers.
48. You can never ever ever tell if someone is wearing a bulletproof vest. Apparently, they have no bulk and fit like a second skin.
49. Shooting a bad guy in the limbs or head (just in case, to make SURE he's quite incapacitated and/or dead) is bad form - and even if it's the end of the world and he's betrayed you, killed his wife and kidnapped your daughter, you won't get all emotional about it.
50. We are all gluttons for punishment.
The Doctor is out. Far out.
Good ones!
I have a plan. It's a plan so cunning, you could stick a nose on it and call it a fox!
Oh yeah, and...
51. Morse Code will always save the world.
52. Even if we make a big hairy deal about a nuclear power station being hit, nothing will come of it, so it doesn't bear mentioning ever again. EVER AGAIN.
The Doctor is out. Far out.
1. Russians don't have a clue that a meteor is about to destroy the earth, and the only way to convince them to use their nukes is saying a lie that the meteor is going to hit Moscow.
2. AC ducts are very well lit inside in case someone wants to crawl throu them.
3. A planet killer meteor knows where the people who want to destroy it are, so it hits the facility killing the scientis in charge. (Very well done meteor)
And even though the rooms and hallways in a hospital are completely destroyed and full of rubble, the air vents above them are completely undamaged.
share--All of the scientists on the planet are stupid, its always up to their hot assistants to save the day.
--All the male scientists are either fat or really skinny, and they are always nerds.
--All the female scientists look like they just stepped out of playboy.
--Everybody finds religion, and somehow that religion is always Christianity (not Hindu, or Jewish, or Muslim....)
--Nobody ever needs to eat or go to the bathroom, nope they just drink coffee all day.
--Most men are pigs and they only think about raping women.
--Everybody, even kids, have guns.
--Kids and their bullies become best friends forever.
--Military head honchos are always black and they always shout at the top of their lungs even though the room they are in is the size of a closet, and everything that comes out of their mouth is in the form of a question.
--Apparently only the United States is concerend with the world ending.
--The world is about to end, and it is very important that you rake your front lawn before that happens.
--Don't bother killing your worst enemy who has a Chuck Norris death wish against you, just handcuff him and put him in the back seat of your car, and oh yeah, don't bother to tie his feet or anything either.
--The hero always has to have a really hot daughter.
--Everybody can do incredibly complex mathematics with a pencil and paper, no need to use a calculator even though the figures are in the millions.
--Everybody always seems to have a pencil and piece of paper handy.
--Everybody knows how to use guns.
--You can just walk right out the front door pushing somebody in a wheelchair, even though your son had to become spiderman and crawl through walls and ceiling ducts just to get out of the same room minutes earlier.
--Lazy redneck racist women-hating fat asses are always the first to turn into the good guys after hearing a 30 second speech about Jesus.
--You always divulge your entire person life to complete strangers who seconds ago had a gun pointed to your head.
--Strangers always offer you a cup of hot tea, but not water or a pepsi.
--Kids are always in peril.
--Everybody uses PG rated language (damn, darn-it, oh my god), even though they are about to get raped, shot, crushed by a metoer.
--A metoer hitting the earth is always a test of faith by god.
--Walking in the desert for miles in the blazing sun doesn't even give you sweat stains.
--All Mexicans are criminals.
--Broken up families always unite and hug.
--You need to get to a town asap, and yet you cruise along at 50 mph.
--Russians are always baddies.
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