79. The aliens have no security perimeter around a vital command structure.
78. They're good at traveling through space but they are terrible at building bio weapons.....and landing.
77. When you don't see air power 10 minutes after the war begins, just assume that the enemy does not and will not have aircraft and allude that this must mean certain victory.
76. Aliens prefer close combat and urban warfare. It makes them feel alive.
75. It is quite possible that in the Battle LA universe, the tin foil hat wearing 2012 doomsday crowd will be able to briefly scoreboard the rest of us.
74. Michelle Rodriguez has officially been typecast.
73. It's okay to drool over your buddy's girlfriend on Skype right in front of her, but when it's their sister, you've crossed the line.
72. The military believes that a 4 year degree is preferable experience to lead warriors than years of actual combat experience. (okay this one is true in real life too)
71. Frozen water is apparently really difficult to melt for the aliens.
70. Alien invaders should, but never have, thermal viewers to find those pesky humans hiding right in front of them.
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qwertyKeys
13 years ago
69. Aliens can make unmanned aircraft but forgot to add autopilot.
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gregoryland8
13 years ago
68.Aliens wouldnt trade for water
67. We send humans in to recon a war zone not unmanned drones.
66. When walking through warzone without having enemy contact its okay to shout to each other.
65. Walk in a big group.
64. We can't shoot down meteors that are on a collision with earth.
63. Aliens wont blast humanity from space.
62. Salt water is better at powering things then cold fusion.
America was not discovered by Americans - shame on them.
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hc_afifan
13 years ago
61. When traveling with civilians and trying to avoid the enemy, it's a good idea to drive around in a huge red bus and take the main roads to get to your destination. It's not noticeable at all, and surely the roads can't possibly be damaged from all the explosions.
60. When an alien ship is looking right at you, it will still go off to investigate your radio signals because it apparently doesn't trust its own eyes.
59. The aliens' secret weapon is Big Dog (http://strikefighterconsultinginc.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/big-d og1.jpg). And he only fires one extremely powerful shot every 30 seconds.
58. A marine is still useful in combat even though both of his eyes are bandaged over (and even more strangely, only half of his face is actually wounded).
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andypaul_gill
13 years ago
57. It's disturbing for big men to smell flowers.
56. If you can hotwire the bus without being detected, you unlock the Secret Achievement and 15 Gamer Points.
55. Michelle Rodriguez lets aliens do her on the first date.
54. Nigerians would rather be in Afghanistan.
53. Having a pregnant wife at home is as good as painting a target on your chest.
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curetril
13 years ago
52. Chris Bertolini is a plagiarist.
51. Save money on CG by showing aliens through: Binoculars, shaky handy cam, gunsight..
50. USA save the world again.
49. Aaron Eckhart regrets this film.
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nageltr
13 years ago
48. Ne-yo is straight
Great, now we gotta do the rest of this thing with Danny Elfman!
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Baxteritis
13 years ago
47. That aliens come to our planet, destroy everything in sight, kill everyone they encounter, while we continue to believe that they've come here to either enslave us or to take our resources. D'uh!
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cjzuhlke
13 years ago
funny thing the movie ended with the marines about to take back LA so I dont know where you got the US saving the world
If it's gods intent to kill or harm me I will stick a .45 in his face to
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