Jason Segel is gross


I mean... it's unsettling just watching him. His face is full of gross stuff and pimples and whatever...also his arms and pretty much his whole body is like SO gross... like he was inside the messed up nuclear core in chernobyl or something... Also he's fat and has man-tits.

Ugh. I can't even tell if he's a good actor or whatever because my eyes hurt when I see him, like, literaly my retinas bleed from inside or something.

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I don't usually care much for looks, but I agree with you. I'm okay with him playing dorky Marshall in How I Met Your Mother, but when he's like the lead star male in a movie, I just cringe.

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The OP sounds like, OMG, like she's 12 or whatever.

Seriously, I can hear the whiny, nasal tone just through her writing.

Oh, post a pic of yourself so that we can pick you apart, or GTFO.




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This might be the most shallow, stupid post on IMDB. Guess what? People don't have to be "beautiful" to be TV or movie stars. I'm sorry your Lady Gaga, Jersey Shore, duck-faced stereotypes don't fit in here. Thanks God.

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Hes a real person. Do you want to watch real performers? Or chiseled hard bodies who hasnt felt an inch of pain in their lives? Ironic as Im sure youre not much to write home about.

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Real performances? He plays basically the same character in every movie, including How I Met Your Mother.

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Right, performances that reflect realism. Are you that confused by this?

This thread is sadly too common, and amazingly vapid and unintelligent.

Looks (beauty) are subjective, not objective. Not really interested in what 12 year old girls think of him.

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hollywood, everything u wrote is gross. u r an idiot. and ur defeding an ugly untalented pos. good for u retrd

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What language are you attempting to communicate in? Are you trying to text another 12 year old right now?



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I'm actually baffled by the appeal of this guy. I find him hideous, uncharismatic, and not really funny.

"I said no camels, that's five camels, can't you count?"

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you guys must either be girls or really jealous dudes. I like Jason as an actor, I think at times he can be very funny. Is he ever going to be nominated for an Oscar, probably not. He is also not that bad looking, he is not some chiseled hard body but that's makes him more relate able as a person. The only reason that I can think of someone bashing him is guys that are jealous that he gets paired with such great looking women.

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He's not gross, he's a real guy. His comfort in his body is very sexy to me...he has no shame in it, so why should anyone else? Jason is a normal guy...he's not one of these Hollywood pretty boys like Chris Evans or Channing Tatum. Those guys set women up for unrealistic expectations in a man. Jason is the real thing, and I'd pick him over Channing Tatum any day of the week!

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I feel that way about will ferrell...

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He wrote this movie and Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and is a multi-talented guy. What have you accomplished with your life?

And no, he is not even remotely as gross as you are making him out to be.


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Well Michelle Williams obviously sees something in him and she ain't too bad a sort herself. You see, some people aren't as judgmental as you guys who are attacking his looks, I mean how does someone look gross?. Anyway, he's close to being engaged to an attractive woman, makes plenty of cash and probebly has a better life than you haters, so these gross looks you say he has haven't held him back have they?

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This comment is obviously not meant for me.


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I think he is ugly, but not a bad actor, I like his style, but I think that it is unrealistic to portray these ugly actors always having "hot" wives or girlfirends. i.e. Adam Sandler, really ??

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Well, it's not like Emily Blunt is all that attractive.


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Emily Blunt is pretty in an unconventional way. With a HOT body.
And all his supposed ex girlfriends are hot in this movie except for a couple of them. That young blonde chef or waitress in the movie that liked him is also pretty hot.

So, yeah they have all these hot women that go after a regular goofy looking dude... pretty un-realistic, but then again, it's only a MOVIE.
And of course he wrote it and why wouldn't he get hot actresses to play his exes.

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So, you're telling me that you've never seen a regular looking guy hook up with, or marry an extremely attractive gal? You need to get out from under that rock you have been living beneath, because it happens everyday. (Most) women aren't as shallow and superficial as you would make them out to be, and thank god for it, because there are WAY more attractive women out there than there are "hot" dudes. If you really wanted your moves to be like that, you would see the same 5 guys in every film. I think that would get pretty boring.

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And yet if it was the other way round, an ordinary woman hooking up with Channing Tatum or some super hot dude, we'd never hear the end of it (for proof, see the Girls board). The double standards are what get me. Movies are full of ugly fat shlubs getting women with supermodel or Playboy bunny looks, yet if it's the other way round, people are so horrified.

But most of the Adam Sandler type comedies are made as male wish fulfillment fantasies (not saying this one is - Jason Segal is quite attractive in my book).

I simply am not there...

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Well, I am not arguing the morality of it. I don't think it is morally right either... I guess I am not as horrified as you, but it's not "wish fulfillment" as you like to call it. It is reality. Walk down the street and open your eyes and you will see this phenomenon. It is art mirroring reality. Call it right or call it wrong, it's just what people in our society value. As a rule (not absolute, but generalized) men value attractiveness more highly in women than women do in men. Women value things like stability, intelligence and resources over looks. If you would like to discuss the possible evolutionary factors that lead to this, you can message me privately, but it's the same as it has always been, and it's why you wont find movies where Ugly Betty is hooking up with Channing Tatum. It's because audiences wouldn't believe it... because, it's not realistic.

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are you kidding me, emily blunt is one of the sexiest women out there.

shes even from uk to boot.

girls think different types of women are pretty than guys tho.

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I think Jason Segel is *very* attractive, and funny, and he is obviously quite talented and comfortable with himself. Have you ever watched the gag reals of "How I Met Your Mother"? He seems like a totally likeable guy, who can act, and laugh at himself at the same time.

"If everyone loves you, you're probably not doing anything important."

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He's really cute. In real life, I would definitely find him attractive.

And he is better-looking than Channing Tatum, who looks horrendous in 21 Jump Street.

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i disagree! he is my dream man, i find him soo attractive. very charming too

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What the actual *beep* is wrong with you? All of what you just said is just ridiculous. Jason Segel can jump my bones any day of the week. I literally have an agreement with my boyfriend that if I meet him I can have sex with him. That's how great he is. Not only just for his body, but him in his entirety is a beautiful piece of art and he's just an amazing guy. His personality is even better than his looks, which is really saying something. He's perfect.

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While I agree he's not hot, a beefcake, whatever, I still consider him attractive. And like others said, the fact that he looks like a regular guy makes him more likeable, in my opinion anyway. He seems like a nice, down to earth guy which helps lol and while hot actors like Channing Tatum may be easier on the eyes, I can't STAND his (Channing's) terrible acting and would prefer watching a Jason Segel movie over Channing ANY DAY.

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