Terrible. Am I alone in this?


I've seen this movie twice, if you can imagine based on this post's title. The second time was very recent. To be more exact, yesterday. Anyway, upon viewing it a second time, I can see why I wasn't all that impressed the first time around. To start with, I don't really care for Jason Segal. More accurately, I am on the border of despising him, from his dotted appearance to his inadequate acting. Adding this to the formula, the whole movie itself was just a catastrophic disappointment, considering how much I like Emily Blunt. Despite my intense dislike for Jason Segal, I do adore Emily Blunt and her adorably British personality.

The key issue in the film was the dreadful pacing. A romantic comedy, first of all, should not take two hours to last--the ideal length is about ninety minutes. No, Five-Year Engagement was much too long, taking nearly five years to get on with it and end. When the writers intended to make the audience laugh, as with their "hilarious" sex/penis jokes, it was just awkward and painful. More like aggravating than painful because, for it to be painful, you have to actually like the writers at least a tad. Aside from the fact that it took a literal five years for Jason Segal and Emily Blunt's characters to finally get married, the entire duration of their on-off engagement was so pointless and uninteresting. Plus, for a movie that takes two hours to finish, you'd expect the writers to explain absolutely everything that happens within that excruciating time frame. I won't give anything away (because you'll most definitely want to watch it), but I'll simply say that there were many scenes that could have easily been erased.

Referring to the so-called humor of this movie, writers Jason Segal and Nicholas Stoller composed the type of movie only they would find amusing, as well as people like them. In other words, the film was just a collection of their own real-life situations as well as personal inside-jokes. To make a successful movie, the jokes must appeal to all audiences. Just a tip for you aspiring writers out there, including Jason Segal and Nicholas Stoller. (I'm no writer myself, but I'm confident that it's good advice.) Overall, the movie is an unorganized mess of awkward dialogues that take far too long to wrap up and supposedly sweet twists that really are just annoying because you want the movie to end. And an exceeded amount of boring montages.

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Thank you! I tried it twice also, just to see if I misjudged it, and it was just as awful as I originally thought. Is it me, or does this movie hate women? Well, clearly it was written by ver self-satisfied men, and like everything else Judd Apato produces was dreadfully edited and way too long....But what struck me the most was how marginalized the female characters were. The whole movie seemed to boil down to...Guy gives up dreams for girl, the relationship falls apart. Girl gives up dreams for guy, they live happily ever after!....Ugh, what progressive and thoughtful story telling.

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I wanted to like this movie, I really did. I like the leads, I thought the premise sounded funny but the movie just got muddled. A good edit job (something that no Judd Apatow produced/directed movie seems to be able to do)would have been much much better but the script just got lost and meandered. Blagh!

Ever hear of a ritual killing? (Uncle Buck)

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I agree with the OP, this movie is pretty bad.

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well i didn't like the movie much, but i understood the ending, that the guy gave up his dreams - is happy again and therefore more flexible and finally they get married and happy.. as in get married now and then go back to girls city for her to get back to work and him to have a fulfilled life too, cause he can bring his taco truck

not giving up your dreams for another person
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not the worst message
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You must be a masochist to actually watch this POS twice. I feel bad for you now. I had to take a shower after watching these poor souls sell themselves out stumbling through this abortion of a movie.

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This movie was so terrible, I could not finish watching it. How did you manage to sit through it twice?

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It took me a month on hbo to get through this pos. Worst movie I've ever watched!

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You're not alone...

This film makes "Love Actually" - which is an amazingly crappy film - seem like a masterpiece.

All the actors suck, their lines are not funny and the fresh, european-style political incorrectness falls completely to the floor!

If your woman ever tries to convince you to watch this one... JUST SAY NO!!! I lasted on hour and I couldn't take it anymore.

PS! I really feel sorry for Van Morrisons beautiful music, that is has to be served to the viewer along with this epic fail of a movie...

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No,you are not alone. This movie was total rubbish! I couldn't even watch it through to the end. So disappointing.

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They should just rename this to: My Big Fat Jewish Engagement. It's flat out horrible.

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Started out kind of fun and then slid downhill. Never bought the actions of Violet.

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It is really odd cause it actually started out fun, it seemed to have a Feminist bent overall and I liked the academic backdrop, then it went south for various reasons I won't spoil. But yeah... weak.

*Nyan Cat, LGBT Rainbow of Infinity!

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It's funny (not the movie, that is NOT funny) but some relatives just saw this and loved it and I so wanted to ask how or even why they did, because I have never been so disappointed in a movie that seemed (from the trailers) like it might be funny. But all the funny parts were in the trailer and how long did that run, less than a minute? They could have, SHOULD have, cut 30 minutes out of this movie. Jason's character was thoroughly unlikeable and selfish, Emily's character was a self-involved b*tch - what was there to like or enjoy here at all? It wasn't a romance, it wasn't a comedy - it bordered on a drama at times - but the thing that it most wasn't, was entertaining or funny. If you have ever seen the movie The Core, which was just awful, well, this one is now locked into the section of my memory banks that holds awful movies that I won't even watch if I am desperate and suffering from insomnia. Jason Segel and Emily Blunt must be really good friends if they could even think this movie was appealing to the masses.

Wait for this one on TV, I beg you!

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Watched about 1:40 and not sure I'll sit through the last :20. Just awful. Much too long, with individual scenes that go on for way too long. Characters' behavior comes from nowhere. The girl who flirts with Jason and seduces him with a food fight? Who the hell IS she? The professor is a nice guy thru the whole movie till suddenly he acts like an *beep* to Emily as an excuse to move the plot forward. No logic to the writing, and NOT THAT MANY LAUGHS FOR A TWO HOUR (OUCH)"COMEDY."

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Totally agree. It was a train wreck! The only redeeming part was the last 15 minutes.

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