Nothing in the Library to cure vampirism?
They have thousands of years worth of magical crap and there's nothing there that can make the vampire chick human again?
Hell, given the connection between vampires and Judas, it seems like taking a drink from the Holy Grail might do the trick. If not that, it seems like they should have something else that would work.
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