Ridiculously embellished...

I get the feeling that more than half of these did not even happen anyway, but are merely scenarios that could *feasibly* happen. Even if they did happen, so many of them are so blatantly embellished it's stupid. Take the death choking on the candy underwear--obviously plausible, and one that I wouldn't have a hard time believing actually happened... But my guess is that any reported case didn't exactly involve two sexually attractive lipstick lesbian lovers who were having make-up whoopie on the kitchen counter. Give me a break.

Same with the one where the tent flew threw the air and killed the lady. Seems unlikely, but *maybe* it happened. Even if it did happen though, the part about the guy not "performing" and getting kicked out and the woman being in the middle of an intense self-induced orgasm while she took off-- give me a break. As if. What kind of news report would even report that part, even if the authorities knew?

I'm as horny as the next guy, but does SpikeTV really have to tack on a bunch of fake "sexy" bullsh*it to these stories? Lowest common denominator I guess...