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Favorite 'death'?

posted 15 years ago by Emunah
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My favorite was the first one I ever saw, which was the "jake n' baked", where a guy had narcolepsy. And he worked in this factory. So one day, he goes inside this huge oven that is supposed to help keep the lacquer on furniture. So he goes inside this oven, and dozes off on this chair. His co-worker, not noticing him inside, closes the oven and locks him inside for hours. The oven went up to 600 degrees! Later, they open up the oven and "Jake" has been "baked". Extra crispy!

[–] SweetPassion2460 13 years ago

My favorite death is when the grown man dressed as a baby gets put in his crib for a time out. Then get's his neck broken trying to reach his teddy bear by the side of the crib sliding down on his neck. Then the narrator said he died of SIDS (Sudden Infintile Dumb@$$ Syndrome). I love it when the narrator says all those funny expressions.

[–] pw90 13 years ago

one of my favorites was the recent one where the guys were out hunting with the dynamite and the dog retrieved one of them and brought it back to the guys and it blew them up. What kind of dumba$$ would throw that with the dog right there lol??

[–] SweetPassion2460 13 years ago

C'mon, people. Anyone else? Who has a favorite "death" from the show?

[–] pw90 13 years ago

what about the recent one with the football coach that was being a real prick to all his players and he had the kicker put the metal in the toe part of his shoe and the kicker gave him a kick to the "fellas"?

[–] SweetPassion2460 13 years ago

lol. yeah. @$$#0les like that deserve 2 die. What about the fat b@$+@rd who got clobbered by the fire hydrant? Serves him right.

[–] valro 13 years ago

I like the one where the guy got high in the desert and then tried to join a "furry" group, who brushed him off. Then he tried to have sex with a bear, which he mistook for one of the furries, and then the bear mauled him to death.

[–] mr_chill_bill 13 years ago

If I had to make a top 10...

10) Jersey Gore: An obnoxious douchebag who always works on his car with his music blaring accidentally pushes himself into the path of an oncoming street cleaner (which he didn't hear coming because his music was too loud).

9) Tali-Bombed: Two terrorists set a bomb to go off in an hour, but forget to set the clock one hour forward for daylight savings time, and the bomb explodes as soon as the timer's set.

8) Suck Her Punched: A would-be rapist gets killed in a single punch by a 'woman' who's actually a cross- dressing boxer.

7) Tea Bagged: A tea party speaker suffers a stroke during a heated rally and falls face first onto her bayonetted rifle (which she used as a prop).

6) Bitch Zapped: A nagging harpy of a wife berates her husband for his subpar lawn- mowing abilities, until she finally gets fed up and gets up to show him how to do it... and runs it right over the cord to his arc welder.

5) Dill D'oh!: A retired science teacher in a nursing home demonstrates to the other attendees how you can conduct electrical current with a pickle. A nursing home aide saw what he was doing and tried to take it away from him, only to die from electrocution.

4) Em-Bear-Assed: A guy who's high on shrooms stumbles upon a furry orgy and tries to join in. The first few times, he gets turned down... until he unwittingly tries to initiate sex with a REAL bear and gets mauled.

3) Die-brator: A raging misandrist activist electrocutes herself with a 1000 kv taser which she mistook for a vibrator.

2) Boyz II Dead: The egotistical leader of a boy band tries to crowd surf, but nobody catches him and he falls to his death.

1) Ichiboned: A sexually repressed young couple consummates their marriage for the first time, only to die from simultaneous heart attacks upon orgasming. I gotta agree with the narrator here; that really IS the best way to go.

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