Ricky Gervais’ 17 Meanest Jokes, From Jeffrey Epstein to Judi Dench

https://www.thewrap.com/golden-globes-2020-host-ricky-gervais-17-meanest-jokes-from-jeffrey-epstein-to-judi-dench/

“But tonight isn’t just about the people in front of the camera. In this room are some of the most important film and tv executives in the world. People from every background, but they all have one thing in common. They’re all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He’s coming for you.”

“So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use your platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god and f— off.”

“Dame Judi Dench defended the film, saying it was the role she was born to play because she –” at this point Gervais giggled to himself –
“I can’t do this next joke. Because she loves nothing better than plunking her ass down on the carpet, lifting her legs and licking her own minge. She’s old school.”