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Ricky Gervais’ 17 Meanest Jokes, From Jeffrey Epstein to Judi Dench

posted 5 years ago by Satan2016 (25833)
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https://www.thewrap.com/golden-globes-2020-host-ricky-gervais-17-meanest-jokes-from-jeffrey-epstein-to-judi-dench/

“But tonight isn’t just about the people in front of the camera. In this room are some of the most important film and tv executives in the world. People from every background, but they all have one thing in common. They’re all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He’s coming for you.”

“So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use your platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god and f— off.”

“Dame Judi Dench defended the film, saying it was the role she was born to play because she –” at this point Gervais giggled to himself –
“I can’t do this next joke. Because she loves nothing better than plunking her ass down on the carpet, lifting her legs and licking her own minge. She’s old school.”

[–] Kowalski (76875) 5 years ago

THE DUDE JUST CRACKS ME UP...SINCE EPISODE ONE OF THE OFFICE...HE IS JUST "THE MAN".

[–] Indiscipline (764) 5 years ago

Totally agree, we need a guy like him more than ever in these ultra-PC times.

[–] Kowalski (76875) 5 years ago

EXACTLY.

[–] TandyMan (11192) 5 years ago

One of my favoritie Ricky speeches. He was just kind of being mean up there. Those weren't really jokes.

[–] Kowalski (76875) 5 years ago

THE JOKES ALL ARRIVED IN LIMOS..ALL RICKY HAD TO DO WAS CALL THEM OUT...A+ MISTER BRENT.

[–] Sandman81 (1510) 5 years ago

"Our next presenter was in a movie called Bird Box, where people must walk around with blindfolds on, in order to not see the horrors of what's going on around them. It must have been like working for Harvey Weinstein..... OH FUCK OFF YOU ALL KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON!!!

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

the only awards show I watch when Gervais hosts.

[–] AmeriGirl26 (14708) 5 years ago

“So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use your platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. So if you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent and your god and f— off.”

He actually got away with that?! I didn't realize he had his ear to the ground about what everyone in America has thought about these awards. Doesn't make me like him more, though. I never thought that little English troll was funny, and was more than happy to see him get skewered in "Stardust."