This guy just bugs me. He is just NOT funny. It bothered me that he has a beautiful wife and he opts for the lotion and a tissue, and goes out of his way to attempt to pick up on a girl half his age...pathetic!!
sharewife is not that pretty and she was a *beep*
I'd go for the tissue or someone else much much better
He's not acting logically, or like someone that has common sense.
Either:
1) Boink the pretty wife (she's not that bad-looking)
or
2) Ditch the wife and do what you want
Why the HECK would he or _ANYONE_ in existence choose:
3) Live in a torturous "can't even handshake mr. CEO" but can't have sex with the wife or anyone else-situation?
WHY?? What man (or woman or human or entity or animal) would choose the option 3?